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Old 14-12-2022, 08:01 PM #1
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Whack some garlic up it.

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Easy …

Lean over a bowl of hot water ( with Vicks vapour rub or similar) for 5 minutes

Then bend down as low as you can get and clear each nostril alternately ( like the footballers do ) . Do each nostril at least 10
times as you are bent over ( head as far down as possible) and the gunk will pour out of your nostrils .. don’t give up too soon

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Sudafed sinus ease
Blow your nose spray it up both nostrils and within 3 minutes you will have a fully working snoz with no running from said trumpet
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Both good ideas, but mine is a better party trick to do at the xmas table.
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Both good ideas, but mine is a better party trick to do at the xmas table.
If you want look like 5 year old
Sh1t yourself for the full monty
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Sh1t yourself for the full monty
Me nan used to do the full Monty.
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£2.50

couple of pinches and your nose will be free and clear
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couple of pinches and your nose will be free and clear
Or seventies Ming hair.
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Sudafed sinus ease
Blow your nose spray it up both nostrils and within 3 minutes you will have a fully working snoz with no running from said trumpet

Where does all the gunk go ?


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Where does all the gunk go ?


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I couldn’t tell you but it’s gone
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