[HettyLip]

Try as I might, I simply cannot warm to walking colostomy bag, David. I wish there were something that could endear the pink 5000-calory-sized human doughnut to me, make him loveable or at least tolerab;le, rather than the ghastly spectaclw I see. The fault is entirly mine, a malfunction in my tolerance subroutine, I suppose, but, sacre bleu, fyfan, zum Teufel, the sight of him makes me shudder.