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From The Sun

POSH lookalike Chanelle has declared war — on a JORDAN wannabe.

The celebrity “doubles” compete for attention in their home city — just like Victoria Beckham and Jordan in real life.

Big Bruv babe Chanelle, 19, and Katie Cheeseman, 23, exchange jealous glares and scathing put-downs whenever their paths cross in Wakefield, West Yorkshire.

Jealous Chanelle is convinced there is only room for one celebrity lookalike in her home city, her bitter rival claimed last night.

Katie laid into Chanelle branding her “a bitch, a bully and a poser”.

Katie is convinced she is a dead ringer for Jordan — real name Katie Price — but lacks her two biggest assets.

She said: “Wakefield is a small city. Everyone knows everyone else.

“My boyfriend and I are always called Peter and Jordan. It’s a bit of a giggle and he likes to flash his six-pack whenever Peter’s song Mysterious Girl is played.

“It’s basically down to the striking resemblance and our personalities. Chanelle hates this of course because there’s only room enough for one celebrity lookalike in Wakefield in her mind. Chanelle is so completely obsessed with Posh Spice that she confuses the celebrity world with reality.

“It infuriates her to think of Jordan getting one over on Posh — that’s why she is always jealous of me and acts like such a bitch.

“We have mutual friends who tell me the nasty things she says about me.

“She says things like ‘Why does she think she’s like Jordan — for a start her t*ts are not big enough’.

“She even sang the chorus of Who Let The Dogs Out? when I walked into the pub — just like Posh did to Jordan.”

Student nurse Katie said the rivalry began after pals jokingly dubbed her and personal trainer boyfriend Kieran Thompson, 23, the Jordan and Peter Andre of Wakefield.

Katie added: “We’ve got no reason to dislike each other but she’s always giving us evil looks. She takes the whole thing far too seriously. Her obsession with Posh borders on weird. She constantly pouts and wears all the same clothes — only cheaper versions.

“Neither of us are the Real McCoy. Wakefield is big enough for both of us.

“It’s all harmless fun but try telling that to Chanelle — oops, I mean Posh!”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...320768,00.html