[Mystic Mock]

Here me out as it'll all make sense by the end of this post (especially to anyone who has the mindset of one of the members of Arkham) but here it goes.

1. They're both usually more attractive than the contestants on their Shows, and tend to look more youthful than most of the contestants too, especially Maya in comparison to the Love Island season with Joey Essex in the line-up, but it's not too dissimilar with AJ and the BB Housemates.

Are the two women stealing these contestants beauty and youth?

2. I've checked on Wikipedia, Maya is from the Southwest of England whilst AJ is covering the Northwest, it's like there's beauty queens hired to rule different parts of the country in the shadows.

Getting my QAnon hat on for a moment, that means we have to find a few more of these never aging, youthful, and beautiful women who are either in power positions of authority, or they're in the Showbiz world and they all have the power to make 24 year old men and women look 58.

I mean look what's happened to poor Stephen Bunting in the Darts, he is meant to be a similar age to Cristiano Ronaldo, Gal Gadot, and AJ herself, yet he looks like he is one of their parents.

My theory is that at some point in Bunting's life that he genuinely looked his age, but he met AJ in person and she somehow was able to sap the youthful look out of him (this part I haven't figured out yet) but it's true I tell you, I have zero evidence of this ever happening but it's true I tell ya.

And whoever Spag Bol is tomorrow on The Masked Singer will be interesting too, because if it's a 34 year old that now looks like she's 74, then we know that Maya is working her magic again, hence why Rita's not on the panel this year because she also knows what Maya's about.

Davina, the two Mo's, and Jonathan want to watch themselves, as Maya will make them all look like a Bristol Rovers Manager before long.

Your theories guys? Am I off my rocker? Am I just messing with you all? Or do I make good points as to how these two women use magic to make themselves look eternally beautiful and youthful, whilst slowly sucking these components out of their rivals?

And if it's the latter, are they allies or enemies?























I hope that you guys enjoy.

[Zizu]

Ok … have you been at the cooking sherry ?

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Ok … have you been at the cooking sherry ?

I just felt like putting up a barmy thread, just to see how people responded.

[Kate!]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I just felt like putting up a barmy thread, just to see how people responded.

Never change Mock

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by Mystic Mock

I just felt like putting up a barmy thread, just to see how people responded.

Well i agree Maya is drop dead gorgeous

The rest … meh

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by Kate!

Never change Mock

Thanks Kate.

And I agree about Maya @Zizu although I do think that AJ is attractive as well tbf.

[jones89]

i just think that they look good because they take care of themselves.. don’t fill their faces to capacity like most Love Island contestants.. BUT i’m also open to the idea that they suck the life out of other celebrities, definitely the more interesting theory haha