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Old 17-04-2025, 07:19 PM #1
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Default Lyrics for Chris's next rap single

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"I'm so sexy I can turn a lesbian straight.
I can take your girl in the blink of an eye
She'll be like a little bit leave it yeeeah
Just like she'll leave you for me"
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"I'm so sexy I can turn a lesbian straight.
I can take your girl in the blink of an eye
She'll be like a little bit leave it yeeeah
Just like she'll leave you for me"
a masterpiece!
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Ahh I'm not great at lyrics
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Yeah, I come at you dripping in my grease,
I don't care if yo name is Denis or Denise
I'm gonna chomp you, chomp you with my chops.
Look at me, making us into two flops.
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I'm in a closet, close to the White Queen
With no mag reveal deal of course I will be a has been
A tomboy is my halfway cope
All I need is to pretend we would elope
Pretend that I think feminists are dope
Seal the deal, talk about gender identity
Win the show show by pretending that she is into me

i know... I know... My talent is wasted and I should have been in NWA.
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Ella's miffed and feeling bitter
Cos I find the lesbian is much fitter
The housemates are annoyed by our late night titter
So I snuck away and pissed in the kitty litter

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Hi I'm Crispy Chris and I've got rizz
All the women tell me that my junk tastes like Fizz
Coca Cola is the main one
The ladies treat me like I'm the don
I order everything off of a Chinese Takeaway menu
And the ladies tell me that I couldn't be any worse than ManU
Which had me in stitches
And that's why they're secretly my bitches
Crispy Chris is in da house
Loving up Jojo's blouse
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You guys killed me You all deserve a Brit award
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