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I'm going to try and write on here some Comedic scenarios in the form of chapters.
And yes a lot of it will probably end up getting political. ![]() I'm planning on making it an Anthology, that's not to say that I won't revisit certain jokes and characters if I really feel like it, but in general I think that it's easier for me to make each chapter be more of a stand alone. Here's some of the chapter titles that I've come up with as a bit of a teaser. Chapter 1 - Blondephilia Chapter 2 - Mandy Flack Chapter 3 - The Woke Agenda Chapter 4 - Punditry Chapter 5 - Gary Neville Chapter 6 - Incels Vs. Feminists Chapter 7 - Not Even Likable Chapter 8 - The Police Chapter 9 - Only Names In The Building Chapter 10 - Orange Man Bad Chapter 11 - Orange Man Saviour Chapter 12 - Where Are The Anime Girls? Chapter 13 - It's Manchester United Chapter 14 - The Society Chapter 15 - Star Wars Fans On A Rampage Chapter 16 - Pink, Green & Blue Chapter 17 - Not All Korean Men Are Hot? Chapter 18 - Armpit Lover Chapter 19 - TalkSport Chapter 20 - Zombies Playing Cricket Chapter 21 - I Was Just Being A Nice Guy Chapter 22 - MAPS Chapter 23 - Ignorance Is Bliss Chapter 24 - The Tates Chapter 25 - The Beckham's Chapter 26 - Failing Upwards Chapter 27 - Grandma Loving Chapter 28 - Jock Vs. Dweeb Chapter 29 - The Male Gaze Chapter 30 - Agalmatophilia Chapter 31 - Not All Korean Women Are Hot? Chapter 32 - I hate Stellar Blade, But Love Bear Sex Chapter 33 - Furries Unite Chapter 34 - Cat Abuser Versus Racism Chapter 35 - The Modern Audience Chapter 36 - Don't Make Me Do This! Chapter 37 - The Triangle Killer Part 1 Chapter 38 - The Triangle Killer Part 2 Chapter 39 - The Triangle Killer Part 3 Chapter 40 - The Triangle Killer Part 4 Chapter 41 - A Slave's Perspective Chapter 42 - Are All Indians Muslim? Chapter 43 - Do Tomboys exist? Chapter 44 - Not Gary Neville Chapter 45 - Instead It's Alan Shearer Chapter 46 - Andy Gunther, The Idiot Chapter 47 - Two Wongs Make a right Chapter 48 - Starmer's Moralityorality Chapter 49 - Starmer's Demeanor Chapter 50 - Starmer's Redemption Chapter 51 - The Ella Langley Stan Chapter 52 - The Tea's Gone Cold I'm Wondering Why Chapter 53 - Failed Communication Chapter 54 - Amaurophilia Chapter 55 - Zach's Angels Chapter 56 - Farage For The World Chapter 57 - There's A Killer Among Us Chapter 58 - The Twelve Rings Chapter 59 - The Psycho Critic Chapter 60 - My Mental Health Chapter 61 - A Day at Manchester United Chapter 62 - Pepsiman? Chapter 63 - Slur Me A River Chapter 64 - Give It To Me, Baby! Un Huh, Un Huh! Chapter 65 - Hogwarts Legacy Chapter 66 - Horrible Adverts Chapter 67 - The Sensitivity Training Chapter 68 - Gary Neville Versus Joey Barton Chapter 69 - Evil Never Dies Chapter 70 - Scatophilia Chapter 71 - Mandy Flack Returns Chapter 72 - Hybristophilia Chapter 73 - DLB Chapter 74 - The Table Tennis Scene Chapter 75 - Hide Chapter 76 - Is That A Ghost? Chapter 77 - The Hidden Racist Chapter 78 - Indecent Exposure... Allegedly! Chapter 79 - Alien Abduction? Chapter 80 - It's A Different Lost Girl Chapter 81 - Lactophilia Chapter 82 - Mucophilia Chapter 83 - Try To Scream, Bad Boy Chapter 84 - You Identify As A Spoon? Chapter 85 - Living In Birmingham With My Parents, Suggesting To Move To Solihull To Get Away From All Of The Arabs With My Level 99 Incel Energy Chapter 86 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 1 Chapter 87 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 2 Chapter 88 - Birmingham Under Siege Part 3 Chapter 89 - Omorashi Chapter 90 - Xenophilia Chapter 91 - It's Just Sex Chapter 92 - Emma Saunders Versus Joey Barton Chapter 93 - Kevin Kilbane Says Something Interesting Chapter 94 - The Walking Cricketers Chapter 95 - Neo-Nazi Mayhem Chapter 96 - Mel Gibson Versus Joey Barton Chapter 97 - The Followers of Emma Raducanu Chapter 98 - Phillip's Run Chapter 99 - Music Sucks Today Chapter 100 - Playing With Fire I don't know when I'm going to actually write the first chapter tbh, but I hope that I can get people on here to enjoy what I'm trying to go for. I think that we all need a bit of Comedy in our lives after all. ![]()
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I'm excited so I'm going to start now.
![]() And just a reminder that I will be using a lot of language that I personally wouldn't really want to use away from Comedy. I honestly don't intend to offend anyone. Playing With Fire: Blondephilia In Birmingham, Alabama, there was a chubby man in his early 30's wearing a Fedora Hat, white vest, and shorts in his Mom's Basement. He was eating Cool Original Doritos and Drinking Mountain Dew whilst watching two Blonde women on PornHub. Chubby Man: "Forget Lord Of The Rings, this is absolute Cinema." The Chubby Man starts getting giddy with excitement the more this Film continues it's narrative. Chubby Man: "We're getting close to the climax looking at how much time is left." Just as the Chubby Man was getting close to finishing the Movie, his Phone starts ringing. Chubby Man: "What is it Phillip?" Phillip is the Chubby Man's only friend. Phillip is also in his early 30's, has long greasy brown hair, and he likes to do Pheromone Maxxing. Phillip: "You need to go on X, Caleb." Caleb: "Why?" Phillip: "Because the greatest news ever is happening, away from finally entering a relationship with my Sister that is." Caleb: "Please don't remind me of that, it makes me feel insecure that I can't get no pussy." Phillip: "Well this might be the next best thing for pathetic losers like yourself, go and search up Sydney Sweeney." Caleb: "I already have watched her on Deepfake Porn sites, she's heavenly but I'm never going to get with a ***** like her." Phillip: "Well my little charmer you just need to search for her video on X, and you'll see why we both need to get an order each of Dr. Squatch Soap." Caleb searches up Sydney Sweeney on X and finds the video. He discovers the fact that Sydney Sweeney is collaborating with Dr. Squatch Soap Bar which contains her used Bathwater. Caleb: "Well this is my Birthday and Christmas rolled into one, and I thought that 50 Shades Of Blondes was going to get me off." Phillip: "What do you think?" Caleb: "Let's go and order some Sydney Sweeney Bathwater, I want her filth inside of me forever." Caleb starts licking his lips. 5 months later. Caleb's Mom is in her early 60's, and she has dyed her hair blonde and she is currently wearing Leather clothing. Caleb's Mom is coming down the Basement to see what Caleb is doing. Caleb's Mom: "Caleb what's wrong?" Caleb is on his Computer. Caleb: "Why do they keep reporting about these black women going missing? I only care when it's blonde women." Caleb's Mom: "Why does your skin look so dirty?" Caleb: "I don't know what you mean you stupid slut." Caleb's Mom: "Don't talk to me like that Caleb... You know that turns me on and we both know that shouldn't happen." Caleb: "As hot as you are Mom you're no Sydney Sweeney or Margot Robbie, or Sabrina Carpenter." Caleb's Mom: "Stop with the dirty talk." Caleb's Mom starts feeling all hot and bothered. Caleb's Mom: "And besides Sydney Sweeney's face looks like it's been hit by a truck." Caleb: "Come on Mom, there's no need to lie." Caleb's Mom runs upstairs crying. Caleb starts rubbing the Soap on his penis. Caleb: "Oh yes, round 27 is starting really strong." Meanwhile at Burger King, Phillip and his Girlfriend/Sister are trying to order twelve Double Whoppers with Fries and a Doughnut. Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister has blonde hair, very well portioned chest area, and she's in her late 20's, and wears glasses. Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "Listen Rodrigo, we want twelve Double Whoppers, Fries, and a Doughnut for my hunky boyfriend here, now get to it!" Mexican Burger King Worker: "But my name is David." Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "Same difference in my eyes." David: "I don't want to serve you guys, you're horrible." Phillip: "Tough **** Hernandez." David: "Why are you being so mean?" Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "Don't be such a girl, we want our food prepared by a big, strong man. Which you could be if you stopped whining like a bitch, Javier." Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister starts doing flirty gestures which turns David on, even though he knows that it's wrong because she's horrible. David: "I'm on it." Phillip: "I wonder what's up with Caleb? He has gone quiet recently." Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "He is probably masturbating to some Taylor Swift Deepfake Porn." Phillip: "He better not be, she's a Democrat voter." Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "He loves all blonde women though, do you remember when he tried to make out with the dying Dinner-" Phillip: "Whoa! I don't need to be reminded of that, he scarred me for a whole year after doing that." Phillip's Girlfriend/Sister: "And he thought that I, Molly Fitzgerald would go out with him even though I'm a gorgeous woman, what planet was he on when he thought that was a good idea?" Phillip: "To be honest I still can't believe that you chose me." Molly: "Well as our parents like to say, it's best to keep it in the family." They both start laughing. A few hours later. After eating some of the Dr. Squatch Soap to keep Sydney's dirt inside of himself forever, Caleb started mutating into a Supermodel. To be precise he started looking like one of those guys from BTS. Caleb: "Oh my god, I'm a hot Korean guy." To be continued at a later chapter. Hopefully you guys enjoyed it, despite the fact that I had the characters say some pretty outlandish stuff. ![]()
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As it's been awhile, I'm going to try and write three chapters right now.
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Playing With Fire: Mandy Flack
In Dallas, Texas, there is a beautiful looking woman with dark hair, small frame (but not childlike thankfully,) and tattoos on certain parts of her body. Her name is Mandy Flack, and she is doing a stream currently in a Nun outfit, and wielding a chainsaw in her hands. Mandy: "With Games like Tomb Raider going all gay and woke, we need to start boycotting the Games, just to show that we don't want their perversion in our Video Games. This Satanic bullcrap just to make the he/she's feel better about themselves." Mandy starts looking around the room. Mandy: "Sorry guys, I thought that I heard something, but it must've just been my imagination. Anyway as someone of Christian faith I don't want a Troon in my Video Games, which Lara Croft in the Reboot Trilogy was pushing Tomb Raider closer to that than any other version of Tomb Raider had before it, obviously that abomination of a TV Show by Netflix being far worse with Laurence Croft as the lead character, because that dude certainly weren't Lara Croft if you get what I'm saying." Meanwhile in Birmingham, Alabama. We are seeing Phillip and Molly watching Mandy Flack's Stream. Molly: "What is this bint going on about? I wanted to hear her talk about the influx of N-word in Video Games, not about a man loving another man, which is perfectly normal." Phillip: "I don't really watch for her opinions to be honest." Phillip starts having a big grin on his face. Molly: "I bet you don't, pervert." Phillip: "Is it really being perverted to appreciate a beautiful woman?" Molly: "But she's not even your usual type?" Phillip: "I'm more open-minded to other types of women than Caleb is, hence why I'm in a relationship with you, despite how blood tight we are." Molly: "I do love how close we are to each other... On the family tree I mean." Molly starts blushing. Phillip: "What is Mandy doing?" Molly turns her attention to the Computer screen, and what both of them see is a sight to behold. Mandy has now stripped off completely naked, the views for the Stream are shooting up by the millions, because not only is Mandy's beautiful body exposed for everyone to see. But she has got an effeminate looking man tied up and mouth-gagged. Mandy: "I saw this freak handing out Candy to a 12 year old boy yesterday at McDonald's, so I drugged his Coca Cola to knock him out, and I have my Chainsaw ready to take this monster's head off." Mandy has a lightbulb moment in her crazed mind. Mandy: "But first, I'm going to show him what being with a woman is like, so enjoy boys." But just as Mandy starts to thrust herself at the man, the Police smash into her house, and enter her bedroom. Phillip: "Noooooooooooooooo!" Molly starts looking at Phillip with a furious expression on her face. Phillip: "Was it a bit over the top?" Molly: "What do you think?" Phillip: "Couldn't they have waited until she'd ****ed him?" Molly: "No! What is wrong with you?" Phillip: "What isn't wrong with me is what you should be asking?" Meanwhile with Mandy and the Effeminate Man being questioned at the Police Station, a few hours later. Effeminate Man: "This crazy bitch saw me interacting with my Nephew, and I'm not even gay, I have a Wife and three kids." Policewoman: "Do you remember anything else before she abducted you?" Effeminate Man: "She kept asking me about one of those missing black women, about had I seen her anywhere." Policewoman: "Which one?" Effeminate Man: "I think she said that her name was Beyonce Knowles, or was it Kelly Rowland?" The room went into awkward silence. Policewoman: "Why did Mandy want to know where one of these girls had gone?" Effeminate Man: I'm assuming that they were Lesbians, I mean the black woman in the picture that Mandy showed to me, was nearly as hot as Mandy herself." Policewoman starts groaning in frustration. Policewoman: "I'm sorry for giving you an illegal interrogation by the way, but I desperately needed to know what was happening." Effeminate Man: "That's okay, I do suggest that you put a bag over your head in the future though. To be continued at a later chapter. I know that I'm not fully perfecting my jokes just yet, but hopefully I will end up getting there in the end. ![]()
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Playing With Fire: The Woke Agenda
The Policewoman and her male Police Partner are interviewing Mandy Flack in the interrogation room. Policeman: "Why didn't you pick me to want to attack?" The Policeman starts crying pathetically. Mandy: "Well I didn't know that you existed, otherwise I would've given you a nice, big ****, handsome." Policewoman: "Really!?" Mandy: "I'm up for anything as long as they're white men who are straight, and follow the Christian faith." Policeman: "I go to Church every opportunity that I get." Mandy: "I'm sure you do, handsome." Policewoman: "You seriously need to borrow my glasses." Mandy: "I can see just fine." Mandy starts doing flirty gestures towards the Policeman, which he is eating up like a Rabbit who has discovered a truck full of Carrots. Policewoman: "Anyway, did you ask Gareth Watkins about the disappearance of Makosi Gatwa?" Mandy: "Yeah, so what?" Policewoman: "What did you want to know?" Information about Mandy's motivations will be revealed in a later chapter. The Policewoman is called Megan Uglymug. Megan is 44 years old, she has really short dark hair, she has a flat chest, is wearing a Police Uniform, and she has a huge nose and broken teeth, and wears glasses. The Policeman is called Tyson Smith Tyson is 24 years old, and he has broken teeth, bald head, and really thick amounts of hair on his chin (a Beard basically,) Tyson also wears glasses. Meanwhile in London, UK, a 47 year old man named Connor Wordsworth, who has a bald head and is slightly overweight, is in his Bedroom making a YouTube video about the Mandy Flack situation. Connor: "She's 38 years old for god sake, how does she still look so good? Anyway I think that we all saw the Stream where good friend of the Channel, Mandy Flack stripped off naked and started thrusting herself onto a man in a BDSM sex session, to teach him to love adult women instead of little boys." Connor starts getting all gammon in the face. Connor starts shouting at the top of his lungs. Connor: "THE POLICE ARE A DISGRACE IN THAT STATE! HOW DARE THEY TELL MANDY THAT SHE CAN'T HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A MAN ON STREAM TO PREVENT HIM FROM MOLESTING CHILDREN, ESPECIALLY THE MORE IMPORTANT HALF IN LITTLE BOYS." Burger King Worker David Hernandez, is watching Connor Wordsworth's Stream. David: "What is this guy going on about? He needs to be put on a watchlist." In the middle of Connor's rant, his head explodes on YouTube's Live Stream. David: "What the heck! I'm calling the Police." But before David calls the Police, a hooded figure comes into Connor's room and hijacks the Stream. Hooded Figure: "Hi, my name is The Woke Agenda, and my aim is to promote diversity, equity, and inclusivity, except for Jewish people that is." David: "Excuse me!" Hooded Figure: "We need to think about how black people have been mistreated throughout history 24/7, we need to think about Mental Health 24/7, climate change 24/7, and LGBTQIABC 24/7. We also need to think about the Patriarchy and especially the Male Gaze, men must not find women attractive unless approved by women first, and there can be no Fatphobia in your preferences either otherwise you're a bigot." David: "Coming from the lunatic that killed someone, go and **** yourself." David knew that the Hooded Figure couldn't hear him through the screen, but he vented still regardless. Hooded Figure: "Israel need to be removed from Eurovision." The rant from the Hooded Figure goes on for awhile. Hooded Figure: "Believe in Gary Neville, The Woke Agenda out." To be continued in another chapter. I did promise to write another one today, but I am currently tired due to this heat, so I'll spare you all... For now. ![]()
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Playing With Fire: Punditry
It's Match Of The Day, and Gabby Logan is hosting with Eni Aluko, Joey Barton, Kevin Kilbane, and Lucy Ward as the Pundits. Gabby: "So what did you think to Arsenal losing at home 2-0 to Sunderland, Eni?" Eni: "It's the problem with men taking away the opportunities for women to play for this prestigious club." Gabby: "What are you going on about? That's not what I asked." Eni: "But if myself or Lucy were playing in that Arsenal team it would've been a different result today." Joey Barton: "You're right, the result would've been different today if you girls were playing... Arsenal would've lost 8-0 instead." Joey Barton laughs at his own comment. Eni: "So where's women's representation in that Arsenal team today?" Joey Barton: "This is the men's Football you dope, the Pink & Sparkly League is meant to be it's own competition, despite making the Sport a laughing stock." Eni: "We get it Joey, you have a small PP." Joey Barton: "I'll spark ya if you speak to me like that again, do ya understand me." Kevin: "I'm irrelevant in this episode aren't I?" Gabby: "You're irrelevant every episode that you're on, Kevin." Joey Barton: "At least he is a white straight male, we've got three ugly Transwomen on the panel with us tonight. It makes me view Kian Egan in a more kind light." Gabby: "The way you talk about women in general is disgusting, Joey." Joey Barton: "Dabo thought that too, he stopped thinking that by the end though." Joey Barton started getting really smug, especially as the three ladies started to get really angry with him. Eni: "I wish that I hadn't have been such a prick to Ian Wright." Kevin: "Is that true about Dabo by the way?" Joey Barton: "I don't know, he was speaking some kind of African to me." Lucy: "That's really racist, Joey." Joey Barton: "And you're an old bitch, Lucy. I mean how old are you, 108?" Lucy: "Well at least I haven't been arrested for violent conduct." Joey Barton: "Shut up you ugly bitch." Lucy: "Is that supposed to hurt my feelings? I don't care enough about you to ever be upset at what you think of me." Joey Barton: "You secretly wish to **** me, we all know it." Lucy: "I couldn't think of anything worse." A new person entered the room, a 50,000 lb 40 year old black woman with a bald head and gold teeth, and she was wearing nothing but her underwear. 50, 000 lb Woman: "Don't worry handsome, I'll **** you." The Viewers were in shock at what happened afterwards. The end. I hope that you guys enjoyed it. ![]()
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Playing With Fire: Gary Neville
It's the debut weekend of the 2025/2026 Premier League campaign, and we've got David Jones as the host talking about the crushing 4-0 defeat at home to Arsenal with Daniel Sturridge, Jamie Carragher, and a very angry Gary Neville in the Sky Sports Studio. David: "Gary, what do you think Amorim needs to do to spark some life into this Manchester United team?" Gary Neville: "He needs to go, Dave. He hasn't got a clue how to manage these world class players that have barely won anything in recent seasons, and it's all because of Amorim." Daniel: "But Amorim's only been at the club for a few months, how can it be his fault?" David: "Listen Daniel you're only here for good optics, we don't need you to actually form opinions or have an actual personality, that goes against the Sky Sports motto." Daniel: "Oh." Daniel Sturridge visibly trying to hide how upset he is by David Jones comment. Gary Neville carries on ranting about Man Utd. Gary Neville: "This is Manchester United, we can't keep losing to inferior teams like Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Chelsea, and now even Newcastle every season." Jamie Carragher: "Then all of those teams aren't inferior to Man Utd are they, if it keeps happening? Einstein." Gary Neville: "But they are weaker teams than us, we have a legacy far bigger than even Real Madrid. It's just these players don't want to show off their talents because of Amorim, the Glazers, and Rashford wanting to feed starving kids for some reason." Jamie Carragher: "Why do you keep bringing up the Rashford feeding kids stuff in a negative way? You sound like a Tory voter." Gary Neville: "That's suppose to be kept as a secret between us." David: "Did you really say that Man Utd are a more successful club than Real Madrid?" The three of them laugh at Gary Neville in the studio. Gary Neville: "Even Oasis agree with me, and they support the Saudi team." Daniel: "Man City aren't owned by the Saudis? They're owned by the Pakistanis." Jamie Carragher: "I always thought that they were owned by Al Qaeda to be honest." David: "Seriously Daniel? You're so lucky that we need an N-word on this Show, otherwise you would've been sacked a long time ago." Daniel: "What did you just call me?" Gary Neville: "Don't worry, I'll fire him in the morning for you, I own Sky Sports News." Daniel: "I want the Police called." Gary Neville: "Sure thing." An evil smirk rises on Gary Neville's face. Meanwhile at 10 Downing Street, Sir Keir Starmer is celebrating Arsenal's victory over Manchester United in his Arsenal kit, in the Living Room. Sir Keir Starmer: "That's what I love about Manchester United, they're incompetence takes attention away from my own." Sir Keir Starmer then procedes to put on a Thong. Back at Sky Sports, Gary Neville is being really smug towards David Jones. Gary Neville: "You tried to say nice things about Phil, and we all know that he doesn't have a brain cell to rub together." Jamie Carragher: "Isn't he meant to be your Brother?" Gary Neville: "So? He is still thicker than Michelle Obama's crusty arse." Daniel: "I really didn't need that mental image, thanks Gary." David Jones: "Please Gary, forgive me? Gary Neville: "Forgiveness in 2025? Nah." The police have arrived to arrest David Jones for mainly racist behaviour. The end.
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Before starting to write the chapter, I will play a song that best represents this story.
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Playing With Fire: Incels Vs. Feminists
In Los Angeles, California. There is a 38 year old woman with purple hair living in her Mom's house. She's wearing clothing that makes herself look like a Lumberjack, and smells like she hasn't showered in a week. The Mom is also in the house looking younger despite being 68 years old. The Mom has dyed blonde hair, blue eyes, and she's wearing Pyjamas. Mom: "Stacy you've got to start getting out more, you don't want to be wasting your life away like this." Stacy: "Oh **** off! You just want me to be like one of those idiots who throw everything away for a man, screw that!" Mom: "You can have a relationship with a man without having to give up your dreams, especially considering you don't even have a job in the first place." Stacy: "I've already told you Mom, I'm hoping to get into Hollywood." Mom: "Yes, but what about in the meantime?" Stacy: "I'm directing and writing Indie Movies, Mom." Mom: "If you call things like Moan Another Day, writing?" Stacy: "That's a really hurtful thing to say Mom." Mom: "You made a script that had the Action Hero be murdered by a murdering, raping, Furry loving woman, who was also a terrorist. And it being celebrated by the so-called protagonists." Stacy: "So!" Mom: "Well that's insane!" Stacy: "Says you!" Mom: "Says anyone with a functioning brain." There's a knock on the door. Mom: "I'll answer it." When the Mom answers the door, everything changes for Stacy. 5 Hours later. Stacy is unconscious on the Living Room floor, the last thing that she remembers was there being a knock on the door. Everything after that is a blur in Stacy's mind. Stacy reaches for her Phone in her pocket and calls the Police. The chapter will continue tomorrow. Yes, I'm doing a more lengthy story for this one, I'm trying to think where I exactly want the story to go, and how to present it.
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