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Old 17-10-2025, 02:48 PM #1
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Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


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Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


I won't be back.

I prefer the joke about the guy bragging that he and his wife enjoy making mad passionate love on top of the deep freezer …



…. but they’re now banned from Tesco


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Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


I won't be back.

You should know better


Good he Blew his Whistle
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Maybe add a smiley if you are joking

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i mean children can get away with peeing in the pool those are accidents, but adults don't have any excuse whatsoever for peeing in the pool and i'm more inclined to think it is intentional


you can go to the toilet to piss, before you go into the pool?
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i mean children can get away with peeing in the pool those are accidents, but adults don't have any excuse whatsoever for peeing in the pool and i'm more inclined to think it is intentional


you can go to the toilet to piss, before you go into the pool?

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