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Originally Posted by Parmy
If any one wants to do me, I wouldn't mind aids for a week to get rid of this Xmas belly.
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Dammit, when I saw "AIDS for a week" my immediate thought was myself - lose the weight, without the whole dying thing
Thanks for stealing my joke!!
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Originally Posted by Livia
I own a petrol car and my boobs are big enough.
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die