[Mystic Mock]

Assuming that a Civilian series is still happening that is.

My guesses are these based off how awful nearly everyone was in the last series.

Housemate 1 - A fruitloop who believes that Spongebob Squarepants promotes Drug use. And that "the gays” will cause a Zombie Apocalypse.


Housemate 2 - A TikToker who identifies as Chocogender, and claims that there are 250 genders in total.


Housemate 3 - A Satanist.


Housemate 4 - A Housemate who needs a safe space at any given turn, and claims that "everything is political” despite that technically not being true.


Housemate 5 - Someone who has a piss fetish, and worships Trump and Putin.


Housemate 6 - A sexual degenerate that claims to be a male Feminist.


Housemate 7 - A Radical Feminist that can barely contain her hatred for men and attractive women.


Housemate 8 - An Incel who tries to justify why he can't get women to want to have sex with him. Plus he doesn't like to Shower or bathe at all.


Housemate 9 - A "plus sized" positivity Housemate who likes to educate people on why being severely overweight is "good for you.” And that anybody saying otherwise is "Fatphobic.”


Housemate 10 - Someone that loves Jordan Peterson, and believes that he is the most intelligent person on the planet right now.


Housemate 11 - A Housemate that says words like "slay!” And "Lit” while twerking 24/7 in the house.


Housemate 12 - A former female Police Officer that gets terrified of anyone saying that she looks like a Lesbian.



Housemate 13 - A Housemate that went to an Alpha Male Bootcamp and loved every single second of it. Plus he has a humiliation fetish.


Housemate 14 - Someone with a Scat fetish.


Housemate 15 - A shallow Housemate that hates all of the ugly looking Housemates. Which on ITV's version there's been a lot to choose from for this kind of person.


Housemate 16 - An OF model who likes to put "special” ingredients in other people's food.


What do you think guys, have I hit the jackpot with what personality types will be on this year's BBUK?

[Zizu]

It would be nice to have a group without any online influencers or media presence.