[Mrluvaluva]

From Sky News

Jade Goody must be packing her satchel and shining an apple for teacher.

Because she's going back to school.


The reality TV star is all set to become a drama student across the pond, in the US of A.

Jade has paid her £2,400 subs for a 12-week course at New York's Lee Strasberg Theatre Institute.

She told Closer: "I'm going to acting school in New York and I've producers in LA with a role for me."

We can just see Jade trotting around the Big Apple in a black beret, script in hand, spouting arty-farty whatnot and getting into character.

The school uses "techniques designed to express the actors' truth under imaginary circumstances, using their physical, emotional and intellectual talents."

How deeply thespian.

Bored

[MarkWaldorf]

God help the Americans.

[CassetteFinger]

Originally posted by MarkChap?!
God help the Americans.

Haha so true well she will fit right in with them.

[spacebandit]

Entry requirements for the Lee Strasberg Institute :


http://www.newyork-strasberg.com/int.html

· A completed Application Form. Please be sure to write very clearly and legibly.

· Passport-Size Photo of yourself for identification purposes only.

· An Essay (no less than 125 words and no more than 250 words) describing your goals in the field of acting and why you wish to study at the Institute.

· Theatrical Resumé or Professional Resumé showing theatre/work experience.

· Two Letters of Recommendation These letters should be from a previous/current employer, co-worker, artistic professional, teacher or academic advisor. Both letters must be written in English and signed.

· Verification of Previous study. College or university transcripts and/or copy of diplomas or training certificate, if applicable.

· A Financial Statement from a bank proving that you have sufficient funds to cover tuition and living expenses (approximately $2000 per month). If the financial statement is in a name other than your own, the person whose name appears on the account must submit a letter of support.

· $50.00 Application Fee payable by money order or certified check. (Cash is accepted, but it must be United States currency.)



Wonder who she's gonna get to write the essay for her ?


Describe your goals in the field ~:


Another in my long list of publicity stunts make people forget I'm a racist bully and a serial liar................ errr thats it



Whoever she gets to write it for her is really going to have to pad it out

[Mrluvaluva]

I read in The Metro this morning she was thinking about making a documentary on her trip to India. Seem to remember at the time she said it was a private visit................

[spacebandit]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
I read in The Metro this morning she was thinking about making a documentary on her trip to India. Seem to remember at the time she said it was a private visit................

Ah.... but tv time in career ressurection mode takes precedence.

Besides its a moot point, she lies about everything.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by spacebandit
Besides its a moot point, she lies about everything.

Well given that you need integrity to be a good actor she is bound to be rubbish.

[\PJ/]

Fat cow dont waste money you pig spend it on lipo suction you overated slapper sorry if this insults anyone im just expressing my views on jade no one on the forum.

[spacebandit]

Originally posted by Red Moon

Well given that you need integrity to be a good actor she is bound to be rubbish.

The one thing you need to be a good actor is integrity,
integrity and talent.......
two things
the two things you need to be a good actor are integrity and talent, and a fierce devotion to the craft
three things
the three things you need to be a good actor are integrity, talent and a fierce devotion to the craft.



sorry I seem to be having a monty python flashback

[Dr43%er]

Ah, the Spanish Inquisition. No one was expecting that.

[Dr43%er]

Sod it, it has to be done.

Part one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZQI0...elated&search=

Part two.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F56ZZ...elated&search=

And part three.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSlQM...elated&search=

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by spacebandit

Wonder who she's going to get to write the essay for her ?

You need to ask?







nodisharmony

[Red Moon]

Well it won't be Jack or Jackie........ LOL

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Red Moon
Well it won't be Jack or Jackie........ LOL

and it wont be written by herself

[Mrluvaluva]

Brian could do better.

[Jackie]

brian needs to go back to school:rol leyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

He is funny Jackie! Not a malicious bone in his body.

[Jackie]

yeah he will probably win

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by spacebandit

Entry requirements for the Lee Strasberg Institute :


http://www.newyork-strasberg.com/int.html

· A completed Application Form. Please be sure to write very clearly and legibly.

That's no problem. Jade Goody can write in English and write neatly. If she was in a rush, then it could get messy, but she will take her time naturally

Originally posted by spacebandit

· Passport-Size Photo of yourself for identification purposes only.

That is easily sorted and will be produced. Jade takes a nice photo My Avatar proves that

Originally posted by spacebandit

· An Essay (no less than 125 words and no more than 250 words) describing your goals in the field of acting and why you wish to study at the Institute.

This will take about a good hour really. Jade goody will use her brain and really think hard and get it just right. No help needed..

Originally posted by spacebandit

· Theatrical Resumé or Professional Resumé showing theatre/work experience.

I am sure that is just "red tape", she is already a superstar over here

Originally posted by spacebandit

· Two Letters of Recommendation These letters should be from a previous/current employer, co-worker, artistic professional, teacher or academic advisor. Both letters must be written in English and signed.

Well, that is NO problem.Endemol should help her with that, after all the trouble they caused her. Placing her in that helpless position

Originally posted by spacebandit

· Verification of Previous study. College or university transcripts and/or copy of diplomas or training certificate, if applicable.

This is once again avoidable, if it weren't, then Jade Goody wouldn't be heading to the USA for this great chance for a MASSIVE comeback

Originally posted by spacebandit

· A Financial Statement from a bank proving that you have sufficient funds to cover tuition and living expenses (approximately $2000 per month). If the financial statement is in a name other than your own, the person whose name appears on the account must submit a letter of support.

Well, Jade Goody will fly through all of that request

Originally posted by spacebandit

· $50.00 Application Fee payable by money order or certified check. (Cash is accepted, but it must be United States currency.)

A doddle

Originally posted by spacebandit

Wonder who she's going to get to write the essay for her ?

Herself, who else??

Originally posted by spacebandit

Describe your goals in the field ~:

Upwards & Onwards Jade Goody shall go. There is only ONE way, when she has been knocked down.

Originally posted by spacebandit

Another in my long list of publicity stunts make people forget I'm a racist bully and a serial liar................ errr thats it

Negative (in all sense of the word)

Originally posted by spacebandit

Whoever she gets to write it for her is really going to have to pad it out

So, So wrong and YOU should know OR........








nodisharmony

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by nodisharmony
That is easily sorted and will be produced. Jade takes a nice photo My Avatar proves that

She looks like a pig

Jade goody will use her brain and really think hard and get it just right.

What brian, if she had one of those she would have known when to keep her mouth shut.

I am sure that is just "red tape", she is already a superstar over here

She a failed has been and was never a superstar.

Well, that is NO problem.Endemol should help her with that, after all the trouble they caused her. Placing her in that helpless position

She put herself in her the position she finds herself in. If she hadn't done and said the things she said she wouldn't have been in any trouble. Nobody can say Endemol shouldn't have put her in the Big Brother house in case she said something that could be considered racist. That would be silly. She is a grown woman.

This is once again avoidable, if it weren't, then Jade Goody wouldn't be heading to the USA for this great chance for a MASSIVE comeback.

She can come back all she likes in the States.... as long as she doesn't come back here

There is only ONE way, when she has been knocked down.

Down to where she came from. I'm sure she would be much happier finding her roots.

[spacebandit]

Singalong with Spinal Tap :



"We're gonna have to send you back to .... BITCH SCHOOL"