[Mrluvaluva]

With a little bit of luck, this might be the last story I ever have to write about Jade Goody. The grotesque blimp has been so punctured by well aimed, barbed comments - particularly from those who hate racism - that she's slowly been deflating, with only the odd hiss of air drawing attention to her dying career.

Well, here's the last fart before she hits the ground and is broken up for scrap, like a porcine Nazi zeppelin.

Jade is getting rid of her dog, as it's chewing the furniture and ******** everywhere. That's it. The end of a glorious tabloid career, but quite apt for Jade as it's about an uncontrollable dog and ****. Yes, this is the best that Team Goody can come up with to pump life back into the broken-backed dirigible that once made them soar so high.

So long, Jade. You may find that the problems persist after you have the puppy destroyed - that ******wit of a boyfriend is probably the one chewing the sofa and throwing turds around.

If I was forced to share a house with you, that's EXACTLY how I'd behave.

Couldn't have made it up if I tried!

[Matt]

Is Jade capable of anything except being stupid?

[Mrluvaluva]

She wants to be careful. If they go to her house to collect the dog, they may take her by mistake.

[Matt08]

I don't think she can even cope with being stupid Matt, her brain goes into overdrive lol!

[spacebandit]

An uncontrollabe dog, and ****.

Wow, that what I call an example of sysyrgy

Fat racist pig, a dog and **** - yes that just about sums her up in my eyes.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mathew
I don't think she can even cope with being stupid Matt, her brain goes into overdrive lol!

How can her brain go in to overdrive if she doesn't have one?

[Red Moon]

May be the mess is not all the dogs fault. Are we one hundred percent sure that Jade Goody is fully toilet trained?

[Matt]

Originally posted by Red Moon
May be the mess is not all the dogs fault. Are we one hundred percent sure that Jade Goody is fully toilet trained?

50.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Red Moon
May be the mess is not all the dogs fault. Are we one hundred percent sure that Jade Goody is fully toilet trained?

I am not sure, but we know for sure Jack isn't. I remember the story about him trying to pee in the pocket of a pool table!

[Matt]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva

I am not sure, but we know for sure Jack isn't. I remember the story about him trying to pee in the pocket of a pool table!

[spacebandit]

Some say that pets begin to take on the traits of their owners :

Gobby's beast is an untrained mangy mutt that s**** all over everything.

So it is true then.

[Jackie]

jade goodey cant even control her own mouth let alone a dog

[Matt]

Originally posted by jackie46
jade goodey cant even control her own mouth let alone a dog

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
With a little bit of luck, this might be the last story I ever have to write about Jade Goody. The grotesque blimp has been so punctured by well aimed, barbed comments - particularly from those who hate racism - that she's slowly been deflating, with only the odd hiss of air drawing attention to her dying career.

Well, here's the last fart before she hits the ground and is broken up for scrap, like a porcine Nazi zeppelin.

Jade is getting rid of her dog, as it's chewing the furniture and sh****** everywhere. That's it. The end of a glorious tabloid career, but quite apt for Jade as it's about an uncontrollable dog and ****. Yes, this is the best that Team Goody can come up with to pump life back into the broken-backed dirigible that once made them soar so high.

So long, Jade. You may find that the problems persist after you have the puppy destroyed - that ******wit of a boyfriend is probably the one chewing the sofa and throwing turds around.

If I was forced to share a house with you, that's EXACTLY how I'd behave.

Couldn't have made it up if I tried!

This does look very much like an article full of Jade Goody hate and loads of words strung together in a bunch of useless sentances, paragraphs, nothings.

The reason for that, is, that the article stinks of p*ss.

I have highlighted the only part that is worth reading.

(Jade Goody has got rid of her dog & the reasons have been mentioned)

"That is all there is really" Jade has had to let her dog go, which is what many dog owners do, when they have a dirty dog sh*tting everywhere. Who wants that? and it is a pathetic story and for anyone to look at that and gloat about how bad Jade Goody is and in relation to this story, also, totally being clouded by the rest of the rubbish which is included in that article is almost unreal.

But anyway, as one person says quite often:-

Carry on regardless





nodisharmony

[spacebandit]

Originally posted by nodisharmony
This does look very much like an article full of Jade Goody hate and loads of words strung together in a bunch of useless sentances, paragraphs, nothings.

The reason for that, is, that the article stinks of p*ss.

I have highlighted the only part that is worth reading.

(Jade Goody has got rid of her dog & the reasons have been mentioned)

"That is all there is really" Jade has had to let her dog go, which is what many dog owners do, when they have a dirty dog sh*tting everywhere. Who wants that? and it is a pathetic story and for anyone to look at that and gloat about how bad Jade Goody is and in relation to this story, also, totally being clouded by the rest of the rubbish which is included in that article is almost unreal.

Normal people house-train their animals, which competely explains the story.

Dogs do not chew the furniture and crap everywhere if they are exercised and house trained.

It can only mean that the dog was not well looked after, young dogs trash the house when they are lonely/bored/ignored/distressed, at least cats have the good sense to leave bad owners, if they are able.

She was obviously incapable of looking after an animal - and should never had been in charge of one.

Maybe somebody should have told the thick racist slapper that cute little puppies grow up and they need looking after and caring for - but somebody probably did, and she didn't listen.

A dog is for life not just a photoshoot or a fashion accessory.

She really is a disgraceful, useless pile of fat

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by spacebandit


Normal people house-train their animals, which competely explains the story.

How do you define (Normal People?) in relation to this article? So as Jade Goody isn't normal in (your opinion), then that is the reason for your assumption

Some dogs are very hard to train. I can certainly state that as being the truth, as I have had dogs all my life. Two were totally untrainable in three different departments.

Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed

Also, your argument doesn't explain this story one bit. Remember that I am only talking about the line written in Bold Everything else in that pathetic article is so insincere towards Jade Goody herself, it is beyond belief

Dogs do not chew the furniture and c**p everywhere if they are exercised and house trained.

I know what (I) am talking about, because (I) know and from experience and from knowing from EXPERIENCED others.

Some Dogs are as thick as....Well, you know and don't say Jade Goody

It can only mean that the dog was not well looked after, young dogs trash the house when they are lonely/bored/ignored/distressed, at least cats have the good sense to leave bad owners, if they are able.

Look at Jade Goody's bank balance, House, caring partner, children, and Jade herself and the person or person's looking after Jade Goody's dog, when she is out & about.

The dog would have been looked after, the best it could under the circumstances.

It is sometimes kinder, to get someone who has more time and care to deal with a dog what is sadly dirty & destructive. You need to understand Dog's, before making your assumptions

You are NOT aware of the Dog in question to make that judgement either.

Cat's, oh dear.................................... .....Cat's are generally independant and are completely different to Dog's in many ways. However, your description about Cat's in simply WRONG.

She was obviously incapable of looking after an animal - and should never had been in charge of one.

What about an Elephant ?? Jade Goody could get a job in a zoo anytime and could do a great job looking after most animals, many of that comes down to common sense and Jade Goody is more clever than you think

Maybe somebody should have told the thick racist slapper that cute little puppies grow up and they need looking after and caring for - but somebody probably did, and she didn't listen.

Maybe That word is always there

Your comments "Thick racist slapper" doesn't apply to Jade Goody and that kind of comment comes from, Well, you know

Cute little puppies are lovely Jade Goody does listen and I have seen that.

A dog is for life not just a photoshoot or a fashion accessory.

They say that in adverts just before Christmas. But Jade Goody got the Dog and has chosen to wave bye, bye to it Many do that for all kind of genuine reasons and Jade Goody is genuine.

I have taken some really nice pictures of my dogs, just like many do. The comments next to your last quote are virtually, Well, you know

She really is a disgraceful, useless pile of fat

There are Fat members on this forum. But your Fat comment will probably Not be noticed by them, who may be offended by that?







nodisharmony

[lily.]

^He might be offended...

[lily.]

and this one definitely will:

[Dan_]

He might be smiling on the outside, but on the inside he's crying.

[spacebandit]

Originally posted by nodisharmony

How do you define (Normal People?) in relation to this article? So as Jade Goody isn't normal in (your opinion), then that is the reason for your assumption

Some dogs are very hard to train. I can certainly state that as being the truth, as I have had dogs all my life. Two were totally untrainable in three different departments.

Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed

Also, your argument doesn't explain this story one bit. Remember that I am only talking about the line written in Bold Everything else in that pathetic article is so insincere towards Jade Goody herself, it is beyond belief

I know what (I) am talking about, because (I) know and from experience and from knowing from EXPERIENCED others.

Some Dogs are as thick as....Well, you know and don't say Jade Goody

Look at Jade Goody's bank balance, House, caring partner, children, and Jade herself and the person or person's looking after Jade Goody's dog, when she is out & about.

The dog would have been looked after, the best it could under the circumstances.

It is sometimes kinder, to get someone who has more time and care to deal with a dog what is sadly dirty & destructive. You need to understand Dog's, before making your assumptions

You are NOT aware of the Dog in question to make that judgement either.

Cat's, oh dear.................................... .....Cat's are generally independant and are completely different to Dog's in many ways. However, your description about Cat's in simply WRONG.

What about an Elephant ?? Jade Goody could get a job in a zoo anytime and could do a great job looking after most animals, many of that comes down to common sense and Jade Goody is more clever than you think

Maybe That word is always there

Your comments "Thick racist slapper" doesn't apply to Jade Goody and that kind of comment comes from, Well, you know

Cute little puppies are lovely Jade Goody does listen and I have seen that.

They say that in adverts just before Christmas. But Jade Goody got the Dog and has chosen to wave bye, bye to it Many do that for all kind of genuine reasons and Jade Goody is genuine.

I have taken some really nice pictures of my dogs, just like many do. The comments next to your last quote are virtually, Well, you know

There are Fat members on this forum. But your Fat comment will probably Not be noticed by them, who may be offended by that?


nodisharmony

Your entire response is pure comedy gold

Trying to wheel in the fat members who may have taken "offence" ??


You obviously didn't understand my comment about cats - still didn't stop you replying - as usual


Thick racist slapper - is what it is. Where does that comment come from ? - it is merely a descriptive truth

All domestic breeds of dog can be properly trained, if you care enough to take the time and effort to do it. If you lack the skills you can get it done to a basic level by a professional and carry on from there, but if you cannot take the time and effort to train your dog you shouldn't have one. All dogs, like all people have different personalities and the approach to dog training may need to be adjusted depending on the animals temperament The fat racist slapper didn't care enough to train it or get it trained properly.

You say Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed with you about two animals - when you namedrop celebrity stiffs to back up your case what can one say in reply, except

Admin edit: insult towards another forum member deleted. Personal insults are against the rules of the forum and further insults will result in a posting ban being given.

She is indeed a pile of useless fat.

[Dr43%er]

Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed

Erm....no. She absolutely believed any dog could be trained.

[nodisharmony]

Originally posted by Dr43%er

Erm....no. She absolutely believed any Dog could be trained.

Let's read my quote again, shall we Dr43%er
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Some Dogs are very hard to train. I can certainly state that as being the truth, as I have had Dogs all my life. Two were totally untrainable in three different departments.

Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed
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I said that SOME Dogs are hard to train That is true and many Dogowners would agree. More than you think and VERY experienced ones too, I might add

I state that as being the truth

Two Dogs which we owned were totally untrainable in three different departments, I didn't state which departments, did I?

This is how many owners understand these facts.

Barbara Woodhouse DID say, that any Dog could be trained.. I remember her well...

She would quite agree, that many owners would also say what I say.

Many Dogs are hard to train..

Two Dogs were totally untrainable to myself and many owners of Dogs, however, Barbara Woodhouse had the belief that any Dog could be trained.

If you suffer from [I'm Right-syndrome], then Barbara would say that and she did suffer from that.

But that was on TV. If you met her in person and in private, things could be difference.

Oh yes, I do know someone who met her and things are a lot different..

Regarding Jade Goody.. She is NO Barbara Woodhouse and is a busy lady, like lot's of people are and sadly, she hasn't the time to commit to a dirty or disobedient Doggy...

Everybody is different and in this instance, you can't blame Jade Goody, just the Dog, this time round..





nodisharmony

[Dr43%er]

"Two were totally untrainable in three different departments.

Barbara Woodhouse would have agreed"

Your words. I disagree with you. She firmly believed that any dog could be totally trained. So she would have not agreed.