[Amy]

In an astonishly frank interview, former lapdancer Charley Uchea:

REVEALS she plans to BED housemate Ziggy even though he doesn't quite measure up to her standards.

CONFESSES she would love a lesbian ROMP with gorgeous actress Thaila Zucchi, who played fake housemate Pauline.

INSISTS she plans to SEDUCE Desperate Housewives actor Jesse Metcalfe and Manchester United star Cristiano Ronaldo.

CLAIMS that despite her raunchy image she has only ever had sex with ONE man.

The superbitch, who was evicted on Friday night with a massive 85.6 per cent of the vote, admitted part of the attraction of bedding Ziggy would be to wind up Chanelle, his girlfriend on the show.

Jobless Charley, 22, from Lewisham, south London, said of Ziggy: "If Chanelle hadn't been in the house something would have happened.

"There's something there. He thinks I am all right for sure.

Flirting

"Before he got to know Chanelle he asked me to jump into bed with him. I decided not to, because I didn't know what guys could walk in.

"But he would still flirt with me every day and would just sit there staring at me until Chanelle came over.

"He was always looking for Chanelle out of the corner of his eye in case because she always pops up when you least expect it."

Charley also revealed the hunky housemate has one little flaw—a less than impressive manhood.

She said: "Yes, he has a small penis if that counts for anything. I've seen it.

"I'm not saying the penis is the only thing that counts. But Ziggy's is like a five-year-old's! It's his downfall. I hate to be a bitch but it's true.

"He's been dumped a few times because of his small penis. Three times actually."

But Charley still plans on getting Ziggy, real name Zak Lichman, drunk during a wild night out when he leaves.

She said: "I'll say to him, ‘You're into me, aren't you Ziggy?' We'll talk and have a good laugh. If I hadn't been evicted I would have been flirting with Ziggy big time."

Charley blasted his romance with 19-year-old Chanelle Hayes, raging: "They want to be Posh and Becks. It's not going to happen. Chanelle's so fake it's unreal."

But she claimed the couple did have sex on the show.

Charley said: "I think there was some action going on under the duvet covers. I think Chanelle was getting very sexually aroused.

"When they give each other kisses she groaned very loudly. The noise really p***ed me off."

The dusky beauty admitted wanting a lesbian affair with sexy Thaila, who was quickly spotted as a fake by the real housemates.

She said: "Thaila was so hot. She had a big a*** and a small waist. I would keep catching her checking me out in my hot-pants. She'd say, ‘Oh my God, your figure's so nice'. I liked it. I definitely wanted to give her a kiss.

"There might have been some action under the duvet. Nookie-nookie and all that."

Then she managed another dig at Chanelle in describing her ideal man. Charley said: "I like a footballer's body—toned and all that. I like them tanned with spiky hair.

"But I don't know if I'm actually interested in footballers. I've spoken to a good few but, unlike Chanelle, I definitely don't want to be a WAG.

Smart

"There's so many hot guys out there. I plan to get Jesse Metcalfe from Desperate Housewives. He's hot.

"Ronaldo is hot! That's why I think Manchester United is the best. I don't understand footballers. All I understand is that they get money."

Amazingly, Charley is standing by her claim on the show that she has only had sex with one man, long-term boyfriend Darren Aiken.

She said: "I was telling the truth when I said that. I'm very smart when it comes to that, trust me."

But after she was linked to Fulham star Zat Knight, 27, and his team-mate Wayne Routledge, 22, one pal said: "Charley's claim she's a one-man woman couldn't be further from the truth.

"She's had sexual relationships with more than one footballer and now she's out of the house, she'll pursue more."

Charley claimed all the straight men in the house were desperate to bed her, boasting: "All the guys liked me. I even looked hot in a hotdog suit and they knew it." And she admitted having a bit of a thing for tree surgeon Liam, gushing: "He really liked me. He thought I was very attractive.

"Down there he's a lot bigger than Ziggy, that's for sure. I actually saw him in the shower. He showed me and he's a pretty good size."

And Charley revealed Brian made her feel sensual and sexy during their intimate night together in the caravan.

She said: "He gave a great massage. My God, he knew how to work it. When I was in the caravan it was amazing." She again denied claims by gay housemate Gerry that she had been a hooker.

She blasted: "He said I slept with older men for money. I don't think so. It will never, ever happen. I like guys who are 21 and maybe up to 25. I'll slip Ziggy in at 26, if he's even that old.

"I'm not into that type of s***— sleeping with old guys for cash."

During a bitter argument on the show Charley accused Gerry of having sex with boys.

Upset

She said: "I didn't say Gerry slept with 15-year-olds just to make him look like a paedophile or anything like that. I just said it to bug him out. I knew it got to him so it gave me a lot of satisfaction.

"I regretted it afterwards though and cried in the diary room."

Charley was also incensed to learn her footballer cousin Kieran Richardson had left Manchester United for Sunderland. She said: "I was very upset. I couldn't believe it. I travelled to Manchester a lot to meet my friends who live there. And he had a very nice house.

"I can't travel five-and-a-half hours to go to Sunderland. It's never going to happen, man. The guys aren't hot either so I'm not travelling there."

Charley could not resist one last dig at Chanelle, and her obsession with Victoria Beckham, saying: "Posh is up her own a***."

She added: "Ziggy used to say to Chanelle, ‘I think Posh Spice will love you. We'll probably go to her house when we get out of here'.

"Hello! I don't think Victoria will like Chanelle. She doesn't want someone who will hang around her dressed exactly like her.

"When I said Chanelle looked nothing like Posh in arguments I meant it. When she went into the house I thought she was a pretty girl.

"But her obsession made me sick. She looks ******* all like Posh Spice."

Despite now being evicted twice, Charley claimed she is so vital to the show BB bosses will bring her back for a third stint.

She explained: "I said to Big Brother, ‘If you lose me you lose a good friend in this house'.

"I took over the show. They all said it was ‘The Charley Show' and the other housemates were extras.

"I know I was the main thing on that show. It's going to be boring.

"I think they should bring the bitch of the house back again.

"That's me! I'm great TV. Imagine their faces when I walk in..."

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[Callum]

Grr, I hate Charley

[Sarah.]

Haha, she's hilarious, she needs to wake up, she'd never have Ronaldo.. I hope Ziggy wouldn't stoop THAT low.