[farhad]

Morning. Nikki's OK column this week. The photo is of her in bed in a yellow nightie, big curlers, pulling them out with a mock angry expression.

OUR GIRL ISN'T TOO CHUFFED WITH THE NEW HALFWAY HOUSEMATES...

I'M SCARED OF CHARLEY!
Thank God Charley is finally out. On her eviction she was in typical Charley mode. When the crowds were booing her, she was just shouting: "Oi!" back to them, and in her exit interview she was talking to the crowds instead of Davina to try and get them on her side. The clips they showed of her just proved what a nasty piece of work she is. Mind you, if I meet her on the party circuit, I'll be nice to her - my life could be in danger if I'm not!

OF COURSE THEY DID IT!
Whoever is wondering if Chanelle and Ziggy had sex or not, you need your heads reading! Course they have! The day after their night of passion, Chanelle kept saying to Ziggy, "I'm really worried about what they're going to show from last night!" Then Ziggy replied, "You do know that we're the only ones in here that know what's happened?" So it's so obvious they sh***ed and I think it's vile. I wouldn't even contemplate that, it's disgusting. I mean, how many millions of people are watching them? Have they no shame? It's pure filth. They won't even last - it's like a BB curse on couples. Look at me and Pete, Michelle and Stuart, Saskia and Maxwell - it's very magical when it's going on but once you're back to reality, it's a completely different ball game.

ZIGGY MADE ME CRINGE!
The highlight of last week for me was the talent show. Ziggy was just cringeworthy. He ripped his shirt open and he couldn't even reach the high notes on his song, then he got embarrassed and started laughing because he couldn't reach them. He's such a dreamer!

CHANELLE SHOCKER!
Well I was really shocked when I saw Chanelle playing the violin, but what the hell was that diva strop about? It was just insane, she was shouting, "I need to go hoooome!" She wasn't even saying it in a funny way, she was acting like a really spoilt little brat. She's mad - all the papers have been saying it and I think the HM's can see it. Carole is even refusing to talk to her!

COME ON GUYS....
It's great the HM's all got messages. When the twins' mum was saying how proud she is of them they were both in tears and it was so lovely. I absolutely love the twins. I wish Liam and Samantha would hurry up and get it on though, it's got to happen soon!

HEALTH HAZARD!
The HM's looked around Carole's house on BBTV - and what a shambles it was. Her house is like a jumble sale. I expected her to be cringeing when they showed it, but she was loving it, smiling away and looking really proud! All the HM's looked mortified looking at the squalor she is living in. Urgh, you could catch dysentry in there, how can she live in that? There were piles of chaos everywhere. I love Carole but there's no way I'm going round there for a cuppa.

TRACEY'S FAB!
Tracey won my respect this week for dressing up and acting like Simon Cowell. She was so funny and really good at it. She was really p***ed off with Carole and they kept zooming in on Tracey's face and she just looked so p***ed off - it was hysterical. She really won my respect for that, but that pink hair has to go.

I'M HAPPY FOR GERRY
Gerry's message from his mum was so lovely. I'm happy for him because his mum has finally accepted him for who and what he is - and that was the whole reason he went into BB. I'm not going to try and deny that Gerry isn't irritating, cos he is, but I have been feeling really sorry for him so that was sweet.

WHO ARE THEY?!
Can I just also say - what is with those halfway HM's? They're all a bunch of freaks. I think it's utterly ridiculous to throw them in - who are they?!


Heat - Spotted (no photo): Nikki Grahame and her mum getting into a green car outside Mount Vernon Hospital in Northwood, Middlesex.

[Billy]

A bunch of freaks, an Nikkis normal

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
A bunch of freaks, an Nikkis normal

Nikki is normal and dignified now.

[Billy]

Farhad, Nikki isnot normal

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
Farhad, Nikki isnot normal

Again back to the bashing, this Ok column, all you have to say if you agree with her opinion or not. Nikki is very good opinions for a unormal person, and her column is quite articulate.

[Billy]

shes got a cheek to criticize Chanelles diva strops.

"I NEED MY BOTTLED WATER"

[farhad]

Nikki hs every right to say that about chanelle after imitating her personality.

[Billy]

no shes not, nikkis worse than Chanelle

[farhad]

Originally posted by OfficialSuperstar
no shes not, nikkis worse than Chanelle

Nikki doesn't try imitating other's personality because she has her own, Chanelle doesn't.

[Stu]

To be fair Farhad , im pretty sure a stroppy , spolied , tantrum prone brat had infused its way into popular culture long before anyone heard of Nikki.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
To be fair Farhad , Im pretty sure a stroppy , spolied , tantrum prone brat had infused its way into popular culture long before anyone heard of Nikki.

Hmmm, i thought you only accused nikki for being Spoilt brat.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Hmmm, i thought you only accused nikki for being Spoilt brat.

Accuse is such a strong word. I cant 'accuse' her of being all those things because she blatantly is. Gramatical imperfections and bad attempts at cheap shots aside , my point stands.

[Sarah.]

lol I love it how she talks about Chanelles diva strops.. wasn't she the exact same?

[Matt]

Am I the only person that thinks Nikki has her columns written for her?

[~Kizwiz~]

Originally posted by Matt
Am I the only person that thinks Nikki has her columns written for her?

Nope.... I am 100% with you on that one

[farhad]

Originally posted by Matt
Am I the only person that thinks Nikki has her columns written for her?

She does, if have watched the last task in big brother where they had to wright about their future, see how articulate it was wriitten with alot of humour, and the speech on the Richard in the last week was by far better than *******yenes crap about pete.


Watch this clip, yopu would be suprised.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KsjjzpB3pJA

[Stu]

*ignores Farhads youtube links*

I agree Matt. I think it works on a system of her giving her opinions on the housemates to some guy with a clipboard.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
*ignores Farhads youtube links*

I agree Matt. I think it works on a system of her giving her opinions on the housemates to some guy with a clipboard.

Why ignore a strong valid evidence.

[Stu]

Evidence of what. Learn that people disagree with you. Posting youtube links shall never change that.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Evidence of what. Learn that people disagree with you. Posting youtube links shall never change that.

Evidence that you claim would not watch, isn't that creating more falsehood about her, the poster said she doesn't write her column, wellshe is quite articulate if you had of paid attention.

[Stu]

Originally posted by farhad

Evidence that you claim would not watch, isn't that creating more falsehood about her, the poster said she doesn't write her column, wellshe is quite articulate if you had of paid attention.

Unlike you? But lets face it , she probably does not write her column. And its not just her , almost NONE of the 'celebrity' column writters for those magazines actually write their column.

Hate to break it to yeah. It must be like finding out santa is not real.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu

Unlike you? But lets face it , she probably does not write her column. And its not just her , almost NONE of the 'celebrity' column writters for those magazines actually write their column.

Hate to break it to yeah. It must be like finding out santa is not real.

Stop making a conclusion without valid facts, why are you ignoring to watch clip, is it because you would be proven silly.

[Stu]

Ive watched it. Guess what? I think it sucks. Deal with it.

[farhad]

Originally posted by Stu
Ive watched it. Guess what? I think it sucks. Deal with it.

Why does it suck? She does indeed wright those colum, she edits before sending it of.

[farhad]

I wonder why all the other posters have ignored to coment since I posted this link.