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From The Sun

SEX-STARVED housemate Gerry reckons he's hiding a real life Colossus of Rhodes - claiming his willy is a FOOT long.

The Greek housemate had a row with Liam last night over whose willy was bigger, and Gerry said his manhood measured twelve inches when erect.

Kara-Louise laughed and so the Greek dropped the number by a measly inch: “OK, maybe eleven.”

But Liam rumbled the boastful housemate and told him: “Do we have to do this again, Gerry. You’re more foreskin than anything else.”

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