[Matt]

BB house goes all dippy hippy

PEACE, man . . . housemates have been transformed into HIPPIES for their latest task.

The nine surviving contestants dressed in white outfits and donned green and yellow beads as they took on the Mind, Body and Soul task.

BB also took away their belongings, leaving them with just essentials for two days.

They were told they have to improve in the three areas — by testing their minds, exercising their bodies and meditating for their souls.

Those who show most improvement after the first round of tests will become “gurus” — and be immune from eviction this week.

Gurus are exempt from the rest of the tests and are distinguished from the others by wearing a spiritual cape, beard and talisman.

Housemates also have to head for the Circle of Life in the garden whenever they hear a didgeridoo.

They must crouch on an individual tree trunk before unfurling their body towards the sun and dancing spiritually like a chorus of angels.

Sam and Amanda were shocked when BB announced they have to perch on ONE log — as they now officially count as one housemate.

The inmates began with the mind yesterday — taking tests, giving lectures and munching on “brain” food such as blueberries and salmon.

Brian reckoned he was going to do well at the task, but added: “Who wants a sweepstake for the gurus? I’ve got an idea it’ll be Carole, Jonty and Gerry.”

But two of the others were being decidedly UNspiritual.

Ziggy read out the instructions to the housemates, but added in a swipe at Gerry.

He pretended to read: “BB would like to ask Gerry to stop making innuendos to the boys. This isn’t the Gerry show.”

Jonty also ruined the tranquil atmosphere by BREAKING WIND.

Gerry boasted that he would do well at the meditating as he has been doing yoga “for years”.

But Brian whinged: “I’m too lanky to cross my legs”, before swearing under his breath.

Source: The Sun
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