[SairBabi92]

Is honesty the best policy..?

Housemates got an bleary-eyed shock this morning when they were woken at an unusually early 8.30am for a morning task.

Reluctantly pulled outside, the housemates had to thicken up their skins for a breakfast bout of honesty. Well, at least it breaks the monotony of toast or cereal.

Sat around, they had to tell each other what they disliked most about one another's looks for a 'revelatory session'.

"Jonty, when you fart, your face squares in," began Ziggy.

"We hear you brother," applauded Liam.

"Twinnies the one thing I dislike about your looks is your deformed feet," admitted Brian.

The twins picked feet for Liam too, and he also picked that reason for Kara-Louise, who in turn criticised Carole for her 'bosom-bust'. "Because I'm just jealous," she shrugged.


Carole bemoaned Gerry's paunch, and his constant moans about it, while he criticised Tracey for being born a woman. "Because it means I can't have you as I'd like to." It's a bit early for that sort of thing, Gerry.

"I dislike your eyebrows," deadpanned Tracey to Ziggy. And with that final bout of honesty the music burst through the garden to complete the groggy housemates' final breakfast shock.

But despite enough early morning activity to rival a Hong Kong tai-chi session, the housemates soon absconded to the cover of bed.

Seems their minds might have been activated, but their body and souls were still sound asleep.