[SairBabi92]

Sam unleashes her dark side...

Things must be bad. Even constantly upbeat Sam has come to the Diary Room to give Big Brother a good talking to. Or is that a half talking to, if she's only half a housemate?

"How are you Guru Sam?" asked Big Brother, brightly.

But Sam wasn't impressed. "Bored," she said, the tedium dripping from her wig. "You haven't given us no food. You're making me a slave and I hate it cos I feel like I'm on a cleaning show. I have to cook, then clean, then put away, then cook, then clean... I feel like I should be getting paid for it. I hate it! I feel like Cinderella!! It's so boring. Couldn't we have dressed as a hotdog? This IS a punishment. Making us wear these," she said tugging at her robe. But she hadn't finished.

"And...and... this hair is so itchy and it's disgusting and I tried to make it look nice by adding pink and putting it in a bobble but it's still disgusting. And it's uncomfy! Why do we have to wear it?"

"Because you're a guru, Sam," said Big Brother.

"But gurus are meant to feel important and I feel like a slave."

Sensing Sam was mighty peeved, Big Brother swiftly changed the subject and reminded her that she wasn't up for eviction. The familiar smile quickly returned to her cheeks. Until she remembered lots of people were up.

"It's horrible. Everyone is stressed. You should give us alcohol and cookies. It will be better. I'm depressed. I hate cleaning." she giggled.

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"Do you know how many dishes I have to clean? I didn't even know that many dishes were made. There's so many. And I hate putting my hand in the dishes and all the lumpy food comes out. Eugh. It makes me feel sick. And I'm a guru!"

Getting a few more stresses off her chest, Sam eventually tied a knot in her rant.

"Do you feel better?" asked Big Brother.

"Yeah."

That's alright then, we were getting worried.

[Jim]

Haha how long are the twins, Gerry, Kara-Louise & Jonty going to be doing this punishement for?