[James]

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Day 82, 10:30

In order to pass this week's Task, housemates must attend Big Brother's Finishing Academy...

It's doubtful that any of the housemates attended finishing school in Switzerland, or anywhere else for that matter. So Big Brother has decided it's time to teach them about etiquette, deportment and elocution...

Emerging bleary-eyed into their revamped Living Area, side-stepping leather-bound armchairs and antique furnishings, the housemates must have thought they'd been transported to a gentlemen's club somewhere in Mayfair.

"Maybe some of us will be upper class and some of us will be servants," pondered Carole.

Not exactly, Carole. In fact, in an attempt to win a luxury shopping budget, housemates will be tested on their newly acquired social etiquette, in preparation for the event of the season - the Big Brother Ball.

Air hell-air.

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