[Mrluvaluva]

Posh HMs pass task


From The Sun

THE housemates graduated from their finishing academy last night — after learning to talk proper, walk proper and use the right cutlery.

The nine remaining housemates waltzed their way to a £280 luxury shopping budget.


Big Brother has put them through their paces with the various la-di-dah tasks.

Yesterday they learnt to eat proper as BB taught them how to sit at a posh table with nice cutlery.

Sam wasn’t keen, squealing: “A fish knife? That’s disgusting, I’m not touching it.”

Snobbish Jonty said: “It’s middle class people that have a fish knife and a fish fork.”

Clueless Sam also asked Carole: "Am I allowed to eat this green nettle?" Carole replied: "Yes, that's mint Samantha, it's rather nice."

After dinner the housemates took to the ballroom floor and proved they really had become ladies and gentlemen.

Once HMs had been told they had passed the task, resident raver Travey exclaimed: "That was the worst thing ever. I *****in' 'ave it, I don't have it. Thank God that's over."

You can lead a horse to water ...

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[Jackie]

Well their be happy next week on full stomachs!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes, and with two more HM's to go on Friday there will be more food than ever!