[CorBlimey]

Just a bit of fun OK? Don't get larey!
search for - tracy cuff links - on you tube
(no 'e' in that tracy)


Tracey, when I watch you
something you do
drives me right to the ceiling
Tracey day after day
When your this way
I have a nasty feelin

Sick-ens me
please just go
just get stuffed
Tracey just blinkin go

Tracey ur gunna be
So lone-a-lee
Just build a wall around you
Take your scraggy old hair
shave your head bare
We'll be so glad we lost you

Go, now flee
Leave the show
Out my face
Tracey, De-al-wiv-it, av-it, out you go

Tracey your ug-er-lee
Sorry but see
nobody really likes you
In or outside the house
You're a grumpy ol grouse
And really quite sub normal

Go and be
A no-body
As you were
Tracey, Friday the whole nation will concur.


Tracey never do a show.


(my 1st post - is this allowed here? - you know what the gestapo are like on the other one!!)

[CorBlimey]

Maybe I should have just said hello!!!

[Ross]

Hahahahahahaha the song.


Oh wait, sarcasm.

[CorBlimey]

Well I did wait for almost an hour and a half for a response!
Did you know the tune (or go and utube it?)

[Ross]

I watched it on youtube, btw this should be in the Tracey section of the Contestants Forum.

But the song isn't very funny. It is actually quite amusing you'd take the time to edit a song about someone you don't know.

[CorBlimey]

ooooooh - get you - an aint you special.. what a lovelly welcome - you should be proud to be welsh.

[Ross]

Originally posted by CorBlimey
ooooooh - get you - an aint you special.. what a lovelly welcome - you should be proud to be welsh.

Lol maybe if you posted in the 'ThisisBigBrother Lobby' where you're meant to post if you want to say Hello and you clearly said you wanted to say hello 'Maybe I should have just said hello!!!' then maybe I would of welcomed you, but seeing as this is in the wrong forum, twice.. then I don't see why you should get a hello.

But if you post in the right forum, I'll be glad to say hello and welcome you to TIBB.

Oh and please don't try and insult me with the Welsh jokes, I'm past it.

[CorBlimey]

condesending or what....
Well as a newbie I might have thought that 'you're posting in the wrong hole' remark could have been your opening line - rather than a bitter sarky but obviously not.

Either you need some sleep or some crystals wafted over you. I will eagerly take a lesson from you... and help the next newbie I notice doing it wrong and being unfunny.

Ever consider a job as a traffic warden?

[CorBlimey]

(...is ol grumpy still in bed??? fingers crossed, cos here comes another one!!!)


search in 'videos' on dopile.com for NEIL SEDAKA OH CAROL
more recent one is at No6.

Oh Carole!
You are not a fool
Ur moanin and a groanin
and you treat em cruel.
You hurt them
When you tell them lies
But if you leave now
we'd be so happy we cud cry.

There will never ever be another
Oh we hate you so,
Can you sling ur hook now
it's time for you to go
Jonty's celebrate will be a big fart
To remind us all of you
Ohhhh Carole
We're really sick of you.

Oh Carole,
Housemates are the fools
They can't see through you
You use them as your tools
You clean up
And cook to keep em sweet
They might not be so
If they saw you pick your feet.

There will never ever be another
BB such as this
You've ruined the Karma
You've turned it all to piiii
staking and name calling and we mean it
When we say to you
Oh Carole
We're really sick of you.


As I said before ol grumpy gogs piped up - Just a bit of harmless fun!

[supernoodles!]

lol

[beanny]

Hmmm. . Interesting....

[CorBlimey]

Hurrah - a 'lol' !! At last.

I just knew I wasn't the only one.

Just getting used to the slower speed of this forum - as I'm sure you all had to - considering the 'other' one moves likes lightening - all with the same ol tripe.

At least my 'tripe' is different tripe, not same ol tripe.

you'll get used to me!

[CorBlimey]

Y'know.... I know you're used to it an all that,
but
It aint half hard to navigate this site as a newbie -
especially when you've been 'moved' to a 'tracey' thread... I would never have written that there -
this was for those that never would click on such a thing!
then I added a Carole thing - does then get side swiped there??? ooooer... don't drink!! 1 pint less next time!

[Matt]

Newbie or not, if you post a thread in the wrong forum it will be moved...

[CorBlimey]

Thanks Matt,
but I have already worked that bit out now - drunk or not, seazy to do - what about the rest of my question.... and where do they hide the Tracy thread anyway... I'm doing it through my own page and my last post.
Laughable only to those that know otherwise, a great tip to the site owner though!

[iem]

your tracey and jonty songs are good!

but, the best song of the series has to be by: fedral drugs adminastration get charley out!!

[CorBlimey]

Did I write one about Jonty then?
God, I was drunk!!

[Billy]

that Tracey one is really mean

[Jackie]

yes it is really mean about tracey but that is your opinion.

[CorBlimey]

It's not so much an opinion, but it fitted the song - oh the things I do when pickled!

Oh damn it - it IS an opinion - really couldn't stand her, glad she's gone, shame it wasn't sooner, holding Caroles hand... then maybe one of the other more interesting ones might still be in there!

[spitfire]

Originally posted by CorBlimey
(...is ol grumpy still in bed??? fingers crossed, cos here comes another one!!!)


search in 'videos' on dopile.com for NEIL SEDAKA OH CAROL
more recent one is at No6.

Oh Carole!
You are not a fool
Ur moanin and a groanin
and you treat em cruel.
You hurt them
When you tell them lies
But if you leave now
we'd be so happy we cud cry.

There will never ever be another
Oh we hate you so,
Can you sling ur hook now
it's time for you to go
Jonty's celebrate will be a big fart
To remind us all of you
Ohhhh Carole
We're really sick of you.

Oh Carole,
Housemates are the fools
They can't see through you
You use them as your tools
You clean up
And cook to keep em sweet
They might not be so
If they saw you pick your feet.

There will never ever be another
BB such as this
You've ruined the Karma
You've turned it all to piiii
staking and name calling and we mean it
When we say to you
Oh Carole
We're really sick of you.


As I said before ol grumpy gogs piped up - Just a bit of harmless fun!

Lol,Thats gert mint me ol cocker.

[Harry!]

good start.

[Kate..]

lol