[Boris]

The New ‘BB’ !

Everybody’s heard of ‘Cheers’,
The Boston bar that sold those beers,
The people there who came and went,
Spending money – sometimes the rent.

Well now it seems WE need a place,
Where anyone can show their face,
For ‘winding down’ and ‘chilling out’,
For chatting and a jovial shout,
To tell their troubles,
Share some fun,
When trials of the day are done.

So welcome to the new ‘BB’,
Where I hope you’ll all be pleased to see,
Friend BORIS standing by the pump,
Your host, your barman…that made you jump !

So take a glass of wine with me,
A sip of cider, sup of beer;
Gin or whiskey, make you frisky,
A drop of rum to warm your tum.

Or Adam’s ale if you prefer,
Martini that you shake not stir,
Juice of apple, orange, grape,
All will help you keep in shape.

The ‘Kiss of Death’ has gone at last,
To ‘Boris’s Bar’ you all must pass.
I’d thought to call it ‘Sailors Rest’,
But the ‘Barmy Army’ though it best,
To NOT exclude them from the fun,
For they’ve been loyal troops each one.

So now to meet at Boris’s bar,
However you travel however far,
We’ll meet up here come rain , come shine,
And have ourselves a…
RIGHT GOOD TIME !

Cheers one and all .
See you here tomorrow !

[kaphc]

Oooh how exciting, a new thread is born
It doesn't leave us time to mourn
The "Kiss of Death", so that deserves a cheer
And while I'm at it, make mine a beer!

[rachb]

Well I was so sad to see the kiss of death thread has been closed down for good but very happy to see this trendy new bar built in its place
let me get the drinks in to celebrate!!
Cheers!!

[Boris]

On opening night
I think you'll see,
A round of drinks
Will be on me !

Cheeers !

[sweetlittlesara]

Aww I liked the Kiss of Death

Hehe I am an underage bar goer here :P thats a bit discriminatory Boris, dont want us young-uns in your thread?

[peachy]

Weelll, ..speaking personally...I quite like the idea, ...hic...hic...of a few drinks...hic..at Boris's ...hic... bar.

Even though this is how I'll look in the morning

[Boris]

Even though this is how I'll look in the morning

A normal day then Peachy !!!

And Sweetlittle sara

We will turn a blind eye as long as no one dobs us in t o the authorities and you stick to 'soft' drinks. There are plenty on the bar list
I can also do a 'mean' fruit cocktail without any alcohol !

[Skip]

Hiya all CLOSING TIME !!!!!!!! hahahahahaha....nah...carry on with what ya doing. Can I pop in too ? As long as this ain't the "pub with no beer" !!!

[Kaz]

WOOOOOHOOOOOO!

A Bar . . . . . . . and it's still open!

Just the place to drown my sorrows . . . . . I was made redundant tonight, don't you know?

Still - I'm sure this is just the place to cheer up an out-of-work Captain without a mission . . . .

More power to your elbow, Boris - and make mine a double!!!!!!

CHEERS!

[Stu xxx]

Mines a Cosmo x Please xxx

[Sticks]

With all this joviallity

May I see your entertainments licence ?

Plus we have had complaints of noise from the neighbours so we will be opposing your renewal of your licence at the magistrates

Evening all - mind how you go

[Maggie]

A bit of Karaoke in this bar I hope

[BigSister]

Yeah a bar
(Just dont tell anyone im under age)

[BusyBee]

Did you get the idea from all the virtual parties we have been having Boris. Sounds good to me.

If you have any problem with the licence just let me know I am a dab hand at dealing with the licencing authorities - all in the name of work I must stress.

[Di2001]

Have you got Tia Maria? Or Baileys? Do you need to order them in for me?!!

[Boris]

Just the place to drown my sorrows . . . . . I was made redundant tonight, don't you know?

.......Oh KAZ !!!!

Then I have just the thing for you...

When I'm not here ,
I'll not be far,
But I'll need help behind the bar.
So if you're careful ,
Don't spill the wine,
A job with me will be just fine.
Your application sent to me,
And we will see what is to be !

Fancy being a barmaid here kaz? It night be moore fun that in the TiBB barmy Army.

And all you others...

We DO have a licence !
We have all and any drinks you might ever want !
AND
Jovial company at all times.

That ok ?

[sweetlittlesara]

Ooooh I need a saturday job, can I clear up the glasses

[Boris]

I have been called away to darkest Birmingham to babysit while may daughter andher husband fly off to Cork for the weekend.

Yes Sarah you can collect glasses and wash them up
I only hope kaz takes on the role of chief barmaid or ''Boris's Bar' will not be open all weekend till my return on Sunday.

Just what a doting Grandma didn't need having been away herself last weekend ...

Oh well I can deny my daughter nothing !

Cheers all have a good weekend!

[Kaz]

Fancy being a barmaid here kaz?

OOOOH! Would I? And CHIEF Barmaid at that!

Boris, it would be an honour and a pleasure - of course I accept!

At your service yet again. I'm a happy bunny now. And fear not, Boris's Bar will be in safe hands during your absence.

[LEE]

Hi all

oooh, haven't been in here before, it looks very nice lol.

Do you need an entertainments manager Boris - I know a few acts who might be persuaded to do a turn for the odd glass of JD lol

[Sticks]

Do you do Steak and Ale pies at all ?

Any chance of a look at the food menu. Is there anything in the rumour that this place is to be taken over by J D Wetherspoons

[rachb]

well Sticks I'm glad you asked that,I was hoping for a job in the kitchen if there is a chance Boris,Kaz?????
try my steak pie Sticks and then pass on your comments to the bar manager and hopefully I'll have myself a regular job

Sticks let me know if you want chips with it or veg????

[Sticks]

I usually have the NOT Chips option

[BusyBee]

I'm willing to test out all those yummy desserts - after all cant have sub-standard produce in this bar can you and I am happy to put my diet to one side so I can perform this task.

[rachb]

although i've not been offered a job in the kitchen yet BusyBee I've made these for you,I trust they will be to your taste

I do hope you will pass positive comments to the management