[Harry!]

from heatworld

When heatworld’s nan goes on holiday (she’s tres international, don'tcha know?), she gets carted around the airport in one of these special buggies. But that’s because she’s got a dodgy neck and ankles like tree trunks (don’t worry, she won’t read this – she hasn’t got the internet. She only got a sandwich toaster two years ago). We don’t know about you, but we thought Posh was a perfectly able-bodied human being, but now we’re wondering if her legs have become so skinny and frail that she can no longer walk anywhere. After all, why else would she need this special treatment? Surely it can’t just be that she’s far too important-slash-lazy to make the gruelling journey to the plane on her own two feet? We’ve now got disturbing visions of an actual hysterical old woman lying on her back in the departure lounge, kicking her aged legs like an upside-down ladybird, because Posh stole her only mode of transport.