[Scarlett.]

This one made me chuckle in the Corrie Discussion Thread

Originally posted by Dizzy

He'll join Kevin in the pub and have a pint. x3

[Stu]

This topic has inspired me to check back on my posts for the first time like , ever.





Farhad [about Nikki entering the Eurovision] : Just be proud she is doing it for Great Britain!!!
Stu : Being a bitter , tree hugging Irish American , I find that a teensy bit hard to do.





Amy21 : Cena has NEVER taken ANY drugs!
Stu : Anabolic growth hormones are drugs. You should know. Look at your damn forehead.





Stu [On Kara Louise] : Your right , she is a lovely person , but deformed ''I bought this from eBay'' wig aside , she has the natural charisma of a binbag.





Stu [Under the obvious influence of something] : Dont you think the prodigy were like a fine barbershop quartet unless they got all the shaving foam taken off the back of the truck! mental little birds they be!!!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Stu
This topic has inspired me to check back on my posts for the first time like , ever.





Farhad [about Nikki entering the Eurovision] : Just be proud she is doing it for Great Britain!!!
Stu : Being a bitter , tree hugging Irish American , I find that a teensy bit hard to do.





Amy21 : Cena has NEVER taken ANY drugs!
Stu : Anabolic growth hormones are drugs. You should know. Look at your damn forehead.





Stu [On Kara Louise] : Your right , she is a lovely person , but deformed ''I bought this from eBay'' wig aside , she has the natural charisma of a binbag.





Stu [Under the obvious influence of something] : Dont you think the prodigy were like a fine barbershop quartet unless they got all the shaving foam taken off the back of the truck! mental little birds they be!!!

LOL

[Conzors]

When Someone said - There isnt a thread with .......... Fansite

and Matt posted the thread in it as a post.. it was funny..

but you had to be ythere i guess

[Sarah.]

Originally posted by Stu
Amy21 : Cena has NEVER taken ANY drugs!
Stu : Anabolic growth hormones are drugs. You should know. Look at your damn forehead.

lol that's my fave!

[Billy]

fave post is by Lady Amy21:

NO, I AM RIGHT AND YOU WILL ALL SEE, YOU WILL BE EATING HUMBLE PIE!!!!

and also

I AM AUDITIONING FOR BB9 THERE WILL BE BIG AMY TO WIN BANNERS

[J.C.]

Nice thread idea Chewy.

I’d like to draw member's attention to the legendary comic genius that is member bonnie43uk.

Here are one or two of his posts that didn’t take too long to find as there are so many good ones.



His Pancake Thread;

pancake day!!

Whoopie!!! ... its pancake day!!!

I'm going to attempt to make my own pancakes this afternoon.

Anybody know how to make them???

I think i need eggs, milk, soy sauce, vinegar and chilli powder.


And a short while later;

this is a disaster :mad I've just poured the batter mix into the toaster, and it's all just spilled out the bottom!!!!!!

now the toaster is smoking and there's sparks coming out of it!!!!!!!!!!

Lauren’s great reply

LOL!
Classic.

May I suggest a basic cookery lesson? Oh and also, please please don't put chilli powder, vinegar or soy sauce in your pancakes


In reply to how long BB will be broadcast

‘yes, i think Channel 4 will be still broadcasting it in the year 2050.. Davina will be in her 70's. . and Dermot will be 68. and, joy of joys, it'll be high definition holographic TV. .. Cant wait .. and, i'll be 97.’



Then came his 'Famous Last Words' Thread;

as they entered the house:

Jade: "The British public love me, now they're going to love my mum"

Teddy Sheringham to Danielle: .. "Just don't embarrass me"

Jo: .."This could really kick start my career again"



Another of his threads;



have you ever killed anyone ?

.. i have'nt. but sometimes when i'm in bed i wonder what it would be like to kill the bloke over the road at No 29 .. he looks at me as if he wants to kill me. I'm wondering whether i should pre-empt him, and kill him first, before he can get me.
The American government did this in Iraq .. and got away with it .. they convinced the world that Iraq was about to attack the West, so they got in first, and whacked them.




And a couple of his quick jokes;

‘I went to the doctors last week, and told him i thought i was a pair of curtains.’

..He said "Pull yourself together"!!!



And on the death of Gian Carl Menotti

‘95 is a good innings. .. 5 short of his century.

he takes after Mike Gatting. (England Cricketer)

rip.’





For anyone who may not be familiar with Tibb member Edwin
He is a prolific debater who will occasionally appear from out of the blue. Whether one chooses to agree or not there is no denying his appetite and commitment to debate. Lol He made a long overdue appearance with a huge reply on a racism thread

And bonnie43uk posted this;

Edwin
This has all been orchestrated to get you to comment on it... and you've fallen into the trap!!

Welcome back dude!!

now what’s your take on the whole Leo walk out


I salute you bonnie43uk for so many of your highly entertaining posts.

[Scarlett.]

LOL! bonnie43uk sounded funny!

[Dizzy]

LOL!
Probably all posts by Amy21, and Chewy is funny too! =D
[but it is true... Jim will join Kevin in the pub for a pint... xP]

[Stu]

Originally posted by Dizzy
LOL!
Probably all posts by Amy21

Ditto. Especially during those final few weeks when she realised that..

A) John Cena is not universaly loved.
B) She is cosmetically repulsive.
C) Nobody really likes her all that much.

...and prepared to lose her mind. Good toilet reading material , if we could go about printing out all her posts.

In fact , TiBB could easily make profit out of it by publishing her memoirs.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Conzors
When Someone said - There isnt a thread with .......... Fansite

and Matt posted the thread in it as a post.. it was funny..

but you had to be ythere i guess

Huh? Lol

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Dizzy
LOL!
Probably all posts by Amy21, and Chewy is funny too! =D
[but it is true... Jim will join Kevin in the pub for a pint... xP]

Im not at liberty to say

[Dizzy]

Originally posted by Stu

Ditto. Especially during those final few weeks when she realised that..

A) John Cena is not universaly loved.
B) She is cosmetically repulsive.
C) Nobody really likes her all that much.

...and prepared to lose her mind. Good toilet reading material , if we could go about printing out all her posts.

In fact , TiBB could easily make profit out of it by publishing her memoirs.

ROFLMAO!!

[Ruth*Star]

Originally posted by Stu

Ditto. Especially during those final few weeks when she realised that..

A) John Cena is not universaly loved.
B) She is cosmetically repulsive.
C) Nobody really likes her all that much.

...and prepared to lose her mind. Good toilet reading material , if we could go about printing out all her posts.

In fact , TiBB could easily make profit out of it by publishing her memoirs.

OMG that is the funniest post ever, Actually john cena is universally loved by fan girls like amy and children who cry when a wrestler gets hurt.

[Kevin]

Originally posted by Stu

Ditto. Especially during those final few weeks when she realised that..

A) John Cena is not universaly loved.
B) She is cosmetically repulsive.
C) Nobody really likes her all that much.

...and prepared to lose her mind. Good toilet reading material , if we could go about printing out all her posts.

In fact , TiBB could easily make profit out of it by publishing her memoirs.

Stu, you know you love Amy at heart !

Anyways a post from Amy21

"I'm normal"

Sorry I tried to be funny, don't shoot! XD

[Matt]

Lol... Amy21: Good riddance to bad rubbish

[KKBL]

LMAO at the post about pancakes

[:)tom:)]

lol the pancakes

[Sam]

hehe these quotes are very funny

[Matt]

By far the funniest post of the night (you would have to have read the X Factor live discussion thread for tonight to understand):

Originally posted by Sam
I think one word summarises everything.

BRAP!

[Sunny_01]

I laughed a lot at SMC's posts his fave of mine went like this

Ryan said: I think I have what sunny has ( I had a cold and had told Ryan about it

Seconds later smc replied

What Chlamydia

It just made me laugh so much sorry x