[Harry!]

from now magazine

Glamour model regrets not taking lots of lovers

Jordan claims she hasn't had enough fun in her life - because she found fame too early.

'I got into all this when I was a young girl and feel like I missed out on things like a girls' holiday and the kind of holiday where you have a romance,' she says.

Hubby Peter Andre, 34, claims that he finds it difficult living in Britain because Jordan's past love life is common knowledge.

'Everyone knows everything she's done and everyone she's been with,' he says.

Jordan dated TV Gladiator 'Ace', Dane Bowers and footballers Teddy Sheringham and Dwight Yorke - the father of son, Harvey, 5 - before marrying Peter.

But the feisty glamour model insists she's no trollop - in fact, she regrets not sleeping with more men.

'I haven't even been with that many! I wish I had in a way,' she insists.

[Dizzy]

She's never going to be happy is she =/
Ugh, I really don't like that woman......
Why doesn't she go cheer herself up with some fake tan?....

[Jackie]

Isn't shr satisfied with whats shes got!!!

[Retroman]

She inserts mobile phones into her vagina whilst in limo's.

She gets her breasts out in random public places where everyone is wearing dinner suits etc. Probably resulting in endless offers for sex.

She films sex video's with people fingering her with their big toes.

She's got multiple coloured children.

And also told us how she used to let men sleep with her, but her mum told her to make them wait six months before sex in order to gain their respect, LOL.

I really can't understand how she could say she hasn't been satisfied enough in her love life.

On the other hand, seeing her having sex with Dane Bowers with him and a vibrator inserted into her simultaneously, whilst she was completely motionless/emotionless would suggest that she's very boring in the bedroom...

So no wonder she apparently hasn't had enough sex with enough people, she's a turn off to say the least.

It's also a blatant insult thrown straight into Peters face that she isn't happy enough with him. She's amazingly over posessive with him, jealous and paranoid, as we can see from their new show...then when he does something she dislikes she makes suggestive comments about how she wants to have sex with other men. Or how good her oral technique is etc.

She basically puts him down, controls him, demands to know who he's slept with throughout his entire lifetime, deliberately makes him jealous whilst being over posessive. Yet she's got the nerve to hint she isn't happy?

It's Peter who should be saying such things.

P.S Please don't expect me to believe she's only dated those few famous people in her entire lifetime, and hasn't had casual sex with anyone since she was born.

She tells us nothing about her love life before those famous people, or potentially with non famous people since she became famous.

Also, if she's so sexually experienced, and claimed to be good at giving head etc even back when her career just started...then where did she pick up those skills from? She would have had to have practised somewhere =]

[Matt]

A few four letter words come to mind

[Ruth*Star]

Omg i like Katie but how insulting is that too peter, Gosh how must he feel.

[001steven]

there is Rumours that there is a rift in there relationship....imo they dont look happy together and its put on for the cameras.... she maybe is happy BUT Judgeing by this article...she isnt happy with Peter and wants to enjoy life they are probaly staying together for the money.

How Much would Pete Get if they split??

i know they got a Pre-Nup done and she is suposedly worth 30million iwould say about 5 million if not less..... And pete doesnt seem to mention Harvey anymore now he has his own kids.....