[Red Moon]

LOUIS: SIMON'S HAD BOOB JOB

TELLY judge Louis Walsh claims Simon Cowell has had surgery to give him the PECS factor.

The Irishman reckons his X Factor co-star has chest implants to look butch and compares his gleaming white teeth to "piano keys".

In fact Louis, 55, says ALL the other judges have gone under the knife. He insists: "They all have new t*ts...and lots of other work done. I'm the only one who hasn't had plastic surgery. Simon's definitely had a boob job. But Sharon has the best surgeon. She's going to give me her doctor's number.

"Honestly, I'm serious. I just want maintenance though, not everything like the others. I want to get really nice white teeth—but not like Simon's piano keys which are not his own."

But Louis reckons it's only Simon's teeth that are whiter than white, saying: "He's more vicious than Sharon and Dannii!"

His own battles with Simon on the ITV1 reality show are legendary but Louis says he refuses to be Cowelled.

"I can get him back for anything he says to me," he boasts. "It's water off a duck's back."

And he gleefully admits the judges' feuds and antics now overshadow the singers.

He chuckles: "I feel like I'm in a soap opera. What goes on behind the scenes would be the best TV series in the whole world. Anything can happen.

"I think sometimes we're more interesting than the contestants."

However so-called happy slapper Emily Nakanda, filmed on a mobile attacking a girl, stole the headlines last week. Louis backed the decision to boot her out. He fumed: "There is no place for any kind of bullying on X Factor."

But he thinks Sharon Osborne's backstage bust-up with new judge Dannii Minogue was simply a clash of two dominant personalities.

"Both want to be Queen Bee," says Louis, who manages Westlife. "Sharon's Queen Bee in my book and Dannii is the new kid on the block.

"But they've sorted themselves out. I can see them becoming good friends by the end of the series."

However he insists that Sharon's shock on-air resignation was no stunt. He recalled: "I didn't know she was going to walk off. I called her after and she said, ‘Everything just got to me'. She was seriously considering walking away. It was NOT a publicity stunt.

"But she knew she had to come back for her two acts. It's life, it's real. It's part Jerry Springer. And I stick by Sharon totally. She was loyal to me when I when I was sacked.

"They can't replace her because there's no-one else like her. And Simon Cowell cannot control her. That's what makes it fantastic telly."

But he thinks Dannii is struggling. He says: "She is not picking the right songs for her guys. After 27 years in the business I don't know why she can't pick better ones.

Of the current crop he said: "There's four good people in there this year—Rhydian, Beverley, Niki and Futureproof. Niki has an amazing voice. She could win the contest.

But Louis is back to his bitchy best summing up rival Strictly Come Dancing on BBC1. He sniped: "It's just boring. It's for older safe people.

"The judges are boring. They should get rid of them and get young people in. Bruce Forsyth is so old he makes Arlene Phillips look young.

"I definitely don't want her cosmetic surgeon."

Source: News of the World

[KKBL]

LOL he is talking some sence there though.but he said futureproof are realy good but he saved Hope instead.

[Tom]

"The judges are boring. They should get rid of them and get young people in. Bruce Forsyth is so old he makes Arlene Phillips look young.

"I definitely don't want her cosmetic surgeon."

LOL!

[Ruth*Star]

Funniest thing i have read all day. Haha he must have Moob implants then.