[Red Moon]

Sorry about the missing bit in the story it is missing on the Sunday Mirror website.

Busy Dermot's sinking Factor..

Say what you like about Dermot O'Dreary (and, let's face it, most of us do) but he's clearly enjoying a busy love life. Rhydian, Niki, Hope(less)... no one is allowed slapping bully Emily Nakanda, who couldn't sing anyway.

Meanwhile, the Beeb's campfest Strictly Come Dancing may be waltzing to a weekly ratings victory to leave the stage before Bland Boy tells them: "Loving you!"

The question is: How often?

Back to lone star Simon Cowell's sterling efforts to shore up the sinking X Factor ship and he assures us: "Ever

Unless they're axed happy-slapping bully Emily Nakanda, who couldn't sing anyway.

Meanwhile, the Beeb's campfest Strictly Come

Dancing may be waltzing to a weekly ratings victory - but, thanks to their misguided feuding, the duelling judges risk wrecking the show.

Dismissing Velcro-haired Italian loony Bruno Tonioli as a "bloody doughnut" while rounding on "needlessly nasty" Craig Revel Horwood and hag voiced crone Arlene Phillips, livid Len Goodman stormed: "Why are we here?"

So that everyone gets conned into believing this is a serious test of dancing prowess.

And not just a silly popularity contest where the fans simply vote for their favourite celebrities.

Source: Sunday Mirror