[Red Moon]

Ditsy Jade's a real sat chav

DIPPY Jade Goody drove down Britain’s busiest shopping street despite its car ban — then told cops that her SAT NAV had told her to.

The reality TV star, 26, was flagged down by four astonished officers in London’s Oxford Street — where only buses and taxis are allowed.

She was ordered to get out of her vehicle before being breathalysed.

But she had not been drinking, and said to the cops: “I only did it cos my sat nav told me to.”

Jade — notorious for thinking East Anglia was called East Angular — was on a shopping trip with on/off boyfriend Jack Tweed, 20, when her Range Rover was pulled over.

Onlooker Kim Andrews, 26, said: “It was hilarious.

“She was put in a van and given the third degree while Jack just sat in the car and looked embarrassed.

“Jade didn’t seem to understand what she had done wrong — she got a proper telling off.”

Previous mistakes made by mum-of-two Jade, of Upshire, Essex, include thinking Saddam Hussein was a boxer and that Birmingham had beaches.

During her stint on Big Brother she asked if “East Angular” was “abroad”.

She finally got her driving licence in June, after years of car-related bloopers.

Yesterday her agent said of the Oxford Street incident: “She was breathalysed, which she passed because she hadn’t been drinking, and asked to produce her documents, which are all in order.”

Source: The Sun

[Captain.Remy]

What a stupid girl !
“I only did it cos my sat nav told me to.”: that's so funny, but it shows how dumb she is.

[Mrluvaluva]

I thought she was banned?

[Jackie]

Yes i thought she was as well.

[Matt]

PMSL... what an idiot

[:)tom:)]

lol she is so stupid (even though i didnt know cars couldnt go down there)

[Jackie]

She will blame anything and anyone.

[Wasted]

Originally posted by jackie46
She will blame anything and anyone.

Exactly. She can never accept full responsibility for anything she does wrong, it's always someone or something else's fault.

[spacebandit]

Just a few days after a news report all over BBC news, in every news programme about sat navs sending people into fields etc.

Just an attempt to capitalise of those stories by a pathetic racist loser desperate to cling onto any kind of media attention

[Foebane100]

Well since when did her being banned or not having a license stop her driving?
Do you really believe that her abandoned car was not driven by her or her also banned divot.
She should just stop trying to push herself into the spotlight and go away. She’s had her 15 minutes.

[MarkWaldorf]

Is she still alive? Who actually cares what shes up to?

[DreadPirate]

LOL! she loves the papers dont she!