[Kaz]

From today's Online Sun:

THEY rode into town to drink at the
last chance saloon. A band of desperados, all renegade Z listers, hungry for fame and fortune.

They all had their eyes on the same bounty at the Scary Movie 3 premier party – trying to get their pics taken.

Cowgirl KATE (out)LAWLER led the wild bunch to London’s Tantra club on Tuesday at dusk.

Pushed up and padded out to the hilt, the former Big Brother winner did her best DOLLY PARTON impression as her boobs “accidentally” burst out of her corset. Just in case that didn’t do the trick, she dragged along soccer star boyfriend JONATHAN WOODGATE for extra firepower.

Hot on Kate’s spurs was pardner TANIA DO-NASCIMENTO who “pretended” — just like she did in the BB house — that she’d switched sides.

As she walked out with Page 3 girl NICOLA MCLEAN Tania pounced for a snog in full view of the cameras. Somebody call the Sheriff.

The rest of the article, including photographic evidence, is HERE.

I know I've probably said this before, but don't you have to get an invitation to go along to these premieres? It's not as if Kate and Tania were just turning up for the sake of it . . . . . or am I wrong?