[DreadPirate]

The Galleon Bar and Grill is now open, to make reservations please call Sharon at reception.

Thanks

DP

[Mrluvaluva]

Is the Octopus off?

[GiRTh]

LOL

What about the squid? Do you import them?

[DreadPirate]

*BRRRINNNNGGGGG BRRRRIIINNNNGGGG*

Hi there...with whom do I have the pleasure of conversing?

Sharon? Well, Sharon this is Ted Nugent...Ted Nugent...The Nuge...The Motor-City Madman...you know "Cat Scratch Fever, un,un,un"...I was on the VH-1 show "Supergroup"...right, I was the old guy you didn't know.

Sharon, I want to make a reservation at your fine establishment...but I need to know...if I bring some home killed meat will you all grill it up for me? I've got some boar I'm dying to try.


Well hello there Mr. Motor City Madman... I really don't remember you too much but Im sure my Mum does.

A table for how many?

Oh....you'll be pleased to know our guest chef for the evening is the lovely...


CAROLE VINCENT



HEEEEEYYYY....

If Mr. Nugent wants some fresh kill stew, tell him to bring that carcass down... Mama Vincent taught me a recipe that is just great.... and by the way... I was once one of your roadies!

[DreadPirate]

Well here it is Ms. Vincent... the carcass you asked for he he he



HEEEEY, you horny boy you! HA HA HA HA HA... Don't you remember Ted... anything the bus would hit I would fricassee for the boys....

Now make sure you skin and gut that deer before bringing it into my kitchen



It is so good to talk to you Ms. Vincent...as I recall when we used to ride the bus together, there wasn't a heck of a lot of talking done if you know what I mean...heh heh heh...tell you what Darlin, I'll gut it...and clean it...then put them big ole horns up on my head and we can play "Bambi and Thumper"...heh heh heh.



Now Ted you BAD BOY... HA HA HA HA HA...don't you be given any of my secrets away d’ya hear....you skinny little thing, I could split you like a twig between my teeth right now.... HA HA HA HA HA HA

[Mrluvaluva]

Is there any fish on todays' menu?

[GiRTh]

LOL

Nice story. Keep it going.

[DreadPirate]

*BEEP boop BOOP beep beep boop BEEP beep BOOP*




Hello Mr. Pirate...It's Sharon...

...yes fine thanks. I'm a bit concerned about the two men outside the office shouting things up at the window...one's talking about octopus the others talking about squid...

...yep...

...two homeless men looking for free food? ...that's what I thought....I'll just ignore them.

*click*

[DreadPirate]

*BRRRINNNNNGGGGG BRRRIINNNNNNGGGGGG*

Galleon Bar and Grill...





Yes hello I'd like to book a table for tomorrow please....to seat four or five...





Certainly sir, and what name is it?


McClaren....Steve McClaren...



You know what....I think we're all booked up tomorrow.

*click*

[Scarlett.]

L0L l0ve it