[Red Moon]

John: Everyone is gagging for it

RANDY John Burton Race last night claimed all the campmates were desperate for sex, saying: “They’re all gagging for it.”

Chef John, 50 — the fourth to be voted off I’m A Celebrity — said: “I was missing sex but so was everyone.

“Janice was always trying to s**g one of the camera crew but they were too scared of her.

“Then Gemma perked up and started talking about sex a lot in the second week.” John said loved-up Marc and Cerys would often sneak off together, adding: “I’d rather they told you what happened.”

But he claimed Christopher Biggins, 59, was the most frustrated, saying: “He talks about sex from the minute he wakes up to when he goes to bed.

“His career in panto is over — he’ll never work as Widow Twanky again.”

Dad-of-seven John was branded a “perv” by Apprentice star Katie Hopkins, 32, for ogling her.

But he argued: “Look, I’m a bloke — where am I going to look? I found her very sexy.

“She looks like my girlfriend and she’s very similar — a strong woman. But she’s a bit too toned. Birds with six packs are not my cup of tea.”

John also reckoned his sexual frustration was down to the crocodile willy he ate in a Bushtucker Trial.

He said: “I was thinking that it must be like Chinese herbal medicine — some kind of aphrodisiac. I thought, ‘If I eat this my penis will grow and increase my libido.’”

The Michelin-starred chef said he was planning to put it to the test with girlfriend Susan Ward, and joked: “I won’t know if it’s worked till tonight.”

When asked who he wanted to win, John backed “great bloke” J.

He called Janice “barking but fantastic” and Cerys “gorgeous”. But he branded his camp foe Lynne “evil personified”.

Source: The Sun

[Lauren]

‘If I eat this my penis will grow and increase my libido.’”

Please tell me thats not an actual quote and The Sun have simplified/dumbed down/Sunned it up for their readers?

Comedy gold.