[Red Moon]

Biggins' sack, crack and back

BUBBLY Biggins has revealed he had his bottom hair removed before he arrived in the jungle.

The larger-than-life star said he was worried the creepy crawlies would be attracted to his privates.

As he went to the Bush Telegraph to collect a basket of vanity products, including nail files and wax strips, he decided to spill the beans about his own depilatory regime.

He said: “I sugar. It’s a bit like a jelly and a bit like waxing but easier and they put it on and the hairs just come off.

“It’s an old Egyptian thing and I go to a guy in Soho and he sugars my back and he sugars the hair from my nostrils and he sugars my crack and, yeah, it’s good.

"Gives me a good old trim and you come out all fresh."

The cheeky panto king added: “I went just before I came out here because I knew there were lots of creepy crawlies who would come gathering in my wotsits.”

Source: The Sun

[Mrluvaluva]

I am going to be sick. I was eating aswell.

[supernoodles!]

that poor poor bloke in soho

[Jackie]