[Xander]

London - (Bre-Assed Cheek & Reuterus): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant are launching their naked pop-up Advent Calendar at the Piccadilly Circus Trocadero this week.

The innovative show-all Xmas-countdown novelty features partially-clad 3-D holograms of the luscious 36DD-24-34 blonde bombshelll lovelies writhing seductively afainst a background of snow, holly and tinsel.

Each day of the month has a scratch-and-sniff window showing the girls throwing off their T-shirts, brassieres, panties/thongs/waspies, stockings and crockodile skin five inch stillettos etc in a game of strip poker.

A variety of erotic aromas waft out of the opened windows: Chanel No 5, shag-me-quick pheromones, newly-Brazilianed mons veneris, rubber corset, double vodka and-a-whopping-great-big-line-of-coke, day-old pantyliner and such like.

From the second week of December the twins' naked hologram bodies literally break out of the calendar windows while glittering nipple lights twinkle in a mysriad of different colors for each day of the week.

The girls come in a variety of alluring poses including Bathtime Capers, Steamy Hot-Tub Oral Examination and Strawberry Milkshake Double Trouble.

The third week of December starts with Sam and Amanda in a playful threesome with Santa in the back of his sleigh. Riding the Reindeer and Fun with Xmas Stuffing feature in the weekend windows section.

And the final three days before Xmas Day itself?

The calendar's secrets can be unlocked for a festive $99 a pop.

Definitely one for the Xmas stocking.

[Jackie]

Originally posted by Xander

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by jackie46

They are a naughty pair...... from the same paper (click here to a link to paper )

Nude Big Brother Twins' Pics Eclipse Vanessa Hudgens

Newcastle - (Ass Mess): Big Brother twins Sam and Amanda Marchant's naked, auto-erotic internet pics have stormed into the lead and taken over from High School Musical starlet Vanessa Hudgens as cyberspace's most viewed and downloaded nude images of the year.

The blonde, 36DD 19 year-old twins from Newcastle posed for shots of themselves languishing deshabille in a penthouse rooftop open-air jacuzzi filled with strawberry fondant creme that they took several hours to lap up orally.

An accompanying video shows them exploring every fondant-filled crevice, nook and cranny as the golden summer sunshine gleams on their lithe and ravenous bodies.

A "Sweets for my Sweet, Sugar for My Honey" sound-track is audible in the background although much of the lyrics are spasmodically drowned-out by the moans and groans emanating from the outdoor tub.

On Saturday night large parts of Northern Europe underwent an internet blackout as servers crashed following the web becoming inundated by the website's enthusiasts.

The Marchant twins were reported by UK tabloids today to be recuperating from the photoshoot in a London emergency liposuction clinic.

Source: See Above

[Xander]

Haha
Saw that one as well, they are a naughty pair of twins arn't they

[:)tom:)]

wow i didnt think they would do something like this

[KKBL]

OMG i didnt think theyd do anything like see how much they have chaged in those pics.

[XxShortyxX]

Lol naughty Twins, now do they mean naked as in showing everythnig including their lady garden, or what?

[Sticks]

Note

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

It is a wind up and in poor taste. The twins turned down a £250k offer do do nude shots for playboy without hesitation.