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Danni and Jack up to old tricks

HERE'S two of my not so favourite celebrity caners in typical action over the weekend.

First up, DANIELLE LLOYD

To see pics from her night out, click here.

The serial WAG looked a little worse for wear leaving Studio Valbonne in London after enjoying a night out with boyfriend, WILL FOSTER.

Whether or not Will enjoyed himself remains to be seen.

I doubt it.

But Danielle's boozing wasn't a patch on what nonebrity JACK TWEED got up to outside Essex night club Faces last night.

JADE GOODY's ex reportedly jumped out of a taxi with a couple of pals without paying.

The cabbie attempted to chase them before eventually giving up.

However, the driver had the last laugh, phoning ahead to inform doorman of what happened and the numbnuts weren't allowed in the club unless they paid the fare.

Jack didn't have the cash so his mate coughed up.

Some things never change...

Source and Pictures:The Sun