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Usually chirpy Marco and Michelle couldn't stomach the company at the dinner table for very long tonight.

So, with faces like thunder they retreated to the Pamper Room to dish the dirt rather than stay for dessert

Marco opened the conversation, referring to beefcake Jason, he confided, "It feels like I am being singled out.... he doesn't have time for me". Adding, "There are some people I would feel more comfortable if they weren't here."

With none of his trademark seal noises, Marco told Geordie Michelle that he felt like a "perimeter," and that he was very much on the outside.

"I feel like everyone's getting on but me," he wailed.

Michelle, sitting with her legs tucked under her and looking down in the dumps, agreed that some people made her feel uncomfortable, "The thing is, you can read it by the body language," she said.

Michelle, whose burning ambition is to be a glamour model, confided that she feels she is being watched all the time - and not just by Big Brother.

As the pair looked to be sinking under the weight of their own misery, the buoyant Geordie finally gasped for air and floated to the surface, concluding, "we can only look to the future."

Quite.

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