[Hooly One]

Day 7 in the Big Brother House and it looks like the increasingly frisky housemates could do with some light relief.

Lounging in bed, frustrated Vanessa, Shell, Stuart and Kitten began to wonder if there was a way to overcome their problem. Giggling and a little pink, Stuart exclaimed, "We want a w**k bed!"



"It's only week one, how are we going to cope?" asked Vanessa seriously.

But ever-resourceful Kitten had a plan: "There's a space between the beds. We could put a duvet over the top and take it in turns."

Inspired by this innovative idea, and all in agreement that this was the only solution, the housemates were momentarily silenced when Stuart suggested, "we should do time trials."

But the hush was broken when Vanessa did her very best When Harry Met Sally orgasm impression.

Whether Big Brother takes Stuart up on his suggestion of turning the Pamper Room into a "passion room" is another matter, however.

Taken from the offcial site -> http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbrother/