[Hooly One]

Hooly One's Edited Version...

Warning: This article contains language and/or sexual references which younger readers are advised to avoid.



Brrace yourselves.. DS:BB's live updates return with special coverage of what looks set to be the first (real) BB UK bonk.



02.56: It seems as if Stuart and Michelle are preparing to do the deed. Stuart returns from the diary room visibly aroused, having seemingly asked BB yo lower the blinds in the bedroom.

02.58: Stuart returns to the bedroom and hops back into bed with Michelle. The pair resume their pash, with Michelle taking control on top.

02.59: The feed switches to the overhead shot of the house, but audio can still be heard.

03.01: More kissing and rustling of sheets can be heard.



03.02: Video returns, albeit briefly; it seems as if Michelle has dismounted but there's definite movement going on under there.

03.04: Video returns again: Stuart seems to be going down on Michelle; she strokes his head through the sheets.

03.06: Alas, video cuts away as Victor coughs. "That's to let us know he's awake," says Michelle. "Do you think they'll put us in the love shack?"

03.09: Put off by Victor's apparent conscious presence, the pair put a halt to their grindings and lie next to each other whispering.

03.11: "Sounds like somebody's up and about," Michelle tells Stuart, adding: "You can have a squeeze of my bap too."

03.15: Looks like Michelle has hopped back on top now. To clarify, at this stage they have not yet had full sex, although there seems to have been some oral (from him to her) and some fondling.

03.18: "I'm going to kiss you like you've never been kissed before," Michelle tells Stuart and proceeds to do so. Whether that's meant to be a good thing or not I'm unsure.

03.20: The feed keeps intermittently cutting to garden cam but audio remains throughout - there's lots of kissing and faint mumbles such as "do that again" and "will you?"

03.21: The breathing is getting heavier now but there's no video to act as verification.

03.23: "Let me just climb..." says Michelle, before helpfully pointing out: "You've kept your pants on." Promptly we go back to the garden cam.

03.27: The pair now appear to be debating whether to do it or not. One safe assumption to make at this point is that these two are almost a cert for avoiding the enforced eviction now.

03.29: They're now just lying next to each other, with Michelle still whispering about going to the love shack.

03.34: Michelle mounts Stu once again. "Can you check that out?" she asks. "Are you checking... You have? You have?"

03.39: "I am disappointed that we're not doing it," says Michelle before mentioning the cameras.

03.43: Michelle pulls the duvet over her head; there seems to be some sort of motion going on underneath - I suspect with her hand.

03.45: It seems as if another housemate has got up and left the bedroom.


03.47: Whoever it is has come back in now. Michelle whispers: "I was sitting there and I felt a prod on my shoulder. There was nobody there and he was sitting in the top bunk and he must have swung down and gone."

03.49: "I feel like touching myself," says Michelle. "Give me your hand, two minutes." She proceeds to guide Little Boy Lost to the appropriate areas.

03.51: The under-sheet fondling continues. In the nex bed, Marco opens his eyes for a moment then rubs his nose for around a minute - could he be doing something deplorable and listening in?

03.53: Marco holds his head up and looks around before laying back down. The pair must be oblivious as they have the duvet over their heads.

03.56: "Do you want to touch.." says Michelle before both sound and video are completely cut.

04.01: To recap where we're at; Stuart and Michelle have gotten extremely cosy in bed together. After initially being ready to get down to business and asking BB to put down the bedroom blinds, the pair seemed to suffer cold feet after suspecting Victor was awake. Nonetheless the pair went on to engage in o**l and some heavy petting. As of five minutes ago, both sound and video feeds from the BB house were cut...

04.12: The pair are still but are continuing to whisper sporadically to each other.

04.18: The whispering has stopped; looks as if the pair may now be going to sleep...

04.19: Nope, Michelle's still nattering, although Stuart is quiet.

04.22: More kissing between the two. "Did you wanna s*** it?" asks Michelle. "Your d*** is.."

04.25: "Do you think you'll be okay with me in the morning?" asks Michelle. "Kiss me straight away so I'll know."

04.28. Stuart wraps his arm round Michelle over the duvet.

Taken from BB DS -> http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/live/latest/

[Hooly One]

And that's all folks!

Thank god it's over!

[Sparrow]

"You can have a squeeze of my bap too."
What a classy lady she is.

[Hooly One]

Hahaha! True Sparrow

[James]

The official word from Big Brother: 'heavy petting'

There also appeared to be some fumblings under the bedsheets between Stuart, the long haired sarong-wearing bloke, and Michelle, the dark-haired girl from Newcastle last night. 'Big Brother' told us it was 'heavy petting' rather than full sex.

From http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/news/ent...gbrother.shtml

[radiohead]

michelle is a bit of an annoying arse really isnt she! .... pet !

[rachb]

I can't stand how she keeps calling everyone chicken
everyone knows there are no chickens in the house this year michelle!
as for last night well
I'm sure they probably thought it would keep them in the house but I think they've got the wrong idea of what people want to see

[kaphc]

More confirmation that Federico was indeed right!!

[steve_o]

How do they know if it was heavy petting or full on sex, have they got a Penis Cam now

[Crazeebandgal]

They could have easily done the deed even with stuart keeping his shorts on.
[Green eyed monster is awakened, grrrrr!]