[Hooly One]

All the housemates complained of a rough night's sleep this morning. Could they have been disturbed by the nocturnal fumblings of Big Brother's under cover lovers, Stuart and Michelle?

All the energy they spent getting close last night has left the randy pair exhausted. The cuddling couple were the last to rise this morning and further snuggling kept them in bed long after the others had got up.

Meanwhile in the Lounge, the housemates were debating whether or not Stuart and Michelle "did it."

Jason said, "I think they just had a kiss and a cuddle." But Dan, who was awake when all the petting was going on, kept quiet even when Jason asked him, "£50,000 for the first shag? Are you up for it?"

And when Stuart eventually came into the lounge smiling, Kitten asked him, "Is that a £50,000 smile?"

Michelle's candour is a bit too much even for Marco


With Stuart out of the bedroom, Marco was straight in to get the goss from Michelle. And the Geordie lass was keen to get something off her chest.

"I feel a bit rude," she whispered to an astonished Marco. "We didn't have sex," she claimed, "but we pretty much did everything else."

"No way!" squealed Marco.

"I think he's shy. But I get want I want, you know what I mean?" Michelle added defiantly.

"How come you didn't go for it?" was Marco's next wide-eyed question.

"Because of the camera," Michelle explained, coyly. "He's a sexy hunk of a man, isn't he?" She added.

"He is so attractive," agreed Marco. "This is the craziest House of all time, I swear."

Earlier this morning Stuart had asked Michelle not tell to everyone what they'd got up to, but something tells us he knew she'd tell her pal, Marco.

And it seems all that not having sex has worn the poor lass right out, as she was the last to get dressed and join the housemates and their questioning looks.

Blimey. What will happen next?


Taken from the offcial site -> http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5586