[Harry!]

Having failed to bother the charts, mainstream television or even late night adverts for 'sexy text chat' Chanelle has decided to follow her idol Posh Spice and move to America.




In a sudden flash of self awareness (probably just after she'd been dry humped by a hand puppet for that new MTV show) she realised that with the new Big Brother series about to start there will be a whole new line of desperate wannabees to replace her.


Or as she so succinctly puts it: "I think once the new BB series starts I could easily be a left over."


So Chanelle's going to fall back on what she does best: impersonating Victoria Beckham.

"I know Posh is still huge in the US and I think I could extend my career out there," she comments not really thinking it through.


What is it that she thinks Posh does in America she can make a career impersonating? Er shopping, complaining, launching fashion ranges no one wants? We give Chanelle two months of opening new branches of Taco Bell as a low rent look-alike before she succumbs to the inevitable porn-alike in 'Goldenballs: The Movie'.

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