[MarkWaldorf]

I'm sure we all have some! Just share your favourite Friends quotes here.

I was watching the one earlier where Phoebe found a police badge and decided to go down to the station and give it back, and she goes;

"Ohh while I'm there I could check the top ten most wanted list. My friend Fritzy has been number 11 for ages now! *crosses fingers* This could be her year!"

LOL!!

[Ashleee:)]

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

[Shaun]

Phoebe, when Rachel and Monica are having a silly slap fight:

Alright, now I'm gonna kick some ass! *grabs ears*

[Killian]

"Happy humping!" I use that all the time.

[MarkWaldorf]

Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!

lmfao!!!

[ProjectWeirdo]

Rachel - "There's something wrong with the left phalange!!"

I love it...

Phoebe - "Are you kidding that woman has the nose of a bloodhound!! And the breasts of a greek goddess...."

[Princess]

I might need an entire day to write my fav quotes!

But off the top of head:

Phoebeo they know that we know that they know that we know that they know?

I LOVE that episode!

[SilverPink]

Chandler: Donuts...round food for every mood!

[Bright-Eyes]

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Im no good with quotes but I saw this episode today.

[Ashleee:)]

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.

[Bright-Eyes]

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

[Indierock&roll]

chandler -" maybe because shes the minion of the anti - christ"
makes me wee its so funny,
ooor when he says
'we love kids, love them to death....well not to death, we love them the appropiate amount............as allowed by law!'
hes hilarious

[Lauren]

LOL!! These are hilarious.

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL Bright-Eyes I love that one!

[Kate..]

I love the episode when Joey is trying to speak french!

Pheobe: Ju ma pel Claud
Joey: Oh de fluf Flau

[BOOSH]

"There's something wrong with the left phalange!!"

Last episode



Mike and ross

"What is the difference between beer and lager?
"I don't know. We could look it up."
"Thing's are about to get wild."

[Bright-Eyes]

The phalange is awesome when reachel goes "oh screw it" and gets uo with everyone else

[Ashleee:)]

After Chandler kisses Cathy
Joey: Over the line?! You’re so far past the line, that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

When Ross learns unagi
Rachel:Ahhh salmon skin roll!

Pheobe - My mum used to not show us the ends of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know — before she killed herself.

[jonsep]

when ross asks rachel and monica in the quiz for the apartments,what job does chandler do and rachel says he a transponster an monica says thats not even a word,

[Bright-Eyes]

Phoebe: You still love Rachel.
Ross: No, I don't.
Phoebe: You got married to her.
Ross: In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey.
Phoebe: [angry] Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.

[Rory]

[When viewing a video from Monica's past where she's fat]
*Everyone laughs*
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Joey: How many cameras were on you?

[Arneldo]

When Rachel, Phoebe, Ross and Joey are "floating heads", Phoebe hands Monica a prize of Grand Supreme Little Darling and Rachel says "Congratulations!!!". Okay it doesnt sound funny on paper, but it always makes me crack up.

[AngRemembered]

yet another american situation comedy that was'nt funny at all. My only hope is that we sent them ALL the editions of the series "My familly" (just as painfully not funny) as a way of revenge.

[Ashleee:)]

you really think friends isnt funny?

[Bright-Eyes]

Originally posted by AngnAndy
yet another american situation comedy that was'nt funny at all. My only hope is that we sent them ALL the editions of the series "My familly" (just as painfully not funny) as a way of revenge.

Just because you dislike something does not mean it was not funny. I think that its popularity alone proves that many people enjoyed the show. Who are you to say those millions and millions of people are wrong.