[TONEDOWN]

Got this an email in the middle of the night...They(tibb) sent it the cowards couldn't tell me face to face , they knew that's when i was at my weakest when I'm most vulnerable and easy to catch off guard. They told me i'' you ain't got the job ya muppito ''
From Tibb

Dear Mr Tonedown
We(That's them) are very sorry your application for The Vacancy for Moderator was rejected (yeah like they stayed up all night hugging and consoling them self's going boo hoo hoo poor Mr t how can we sleep after this ) but you do not meet the required experience for the post (like where the feck did it say you had to have 3 years experience as a scientist with NASA before you can apply for the job )
Anyway this is the final rejection, i cant take anymore I'm a complete failure. I am now going to sit down and right. . . rite......wrote.....write ..tsk i can never get that word write right a departing note for my parents, i will say in it Dear Mum and Dad blah blah blah blah blah blah and Tibb's(Sounds like a cat sanctuary) rejected me and I'm a failure, please look after my dog Oneball and my cat Noballs my time is near . . goodbye cruel world ....arghhhh.... Your loving son Tone aged 47 and a half

So tibby i hope your fecking happy with yerselfs . .how could you break a little auld 47 and a half year old mans heart like that . . .Shame on you

[Captain.Remy]

Are you who I am think you are ? Nodish ?

[Shaun]

Riiiight.

[Matt]

I'm hoping that's true - you'd be the most annoying moderator ever.