[headaball]

The legend continues

[Matt10k]

Yeah, legendary delusion...

[SexualHeroics]

He's a hero.

[x_mel_x]

Originally posted by SexualHeroics
He's a hero.

Official definitons of Hero:

he·ro [ hrō ] (plural he·roes)


noun

Definition:

1. remarkably brave person: somebody who commits an act of remarkable bravery or who has shown an admirable quality such as great courage or strength of character
a war hero


2. somebody admired: somebody who is admired for outstanding qualities or achievements
heroes of the war against poverty


3. arts main character in fictional plot: the principal male character in a movie, novel, or play, especially one who plays a vital role in plot development or around whom the plot is structured
See also antihero


4. mythology man with superhuman powers: in classical mythology, a man, especially the son of a god and a mortal, who is famous for possessing some extraordinary gift such as superhuman strength

How is Mario any of these?

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by x_mel_x

Official definitons of Hero:

he·ro [ hrō ] (plural he·roes)


noun

Definition:

1. remarkably brave person:

2. somebody admired:

3. arts main character in fictional plot:

4. mythology man
How is Mario any of these?

Well he does come close in 1, he's going out with Lisa the current Miss butch lesbian of Bolton winner
2, He is admired by fellow sufferers of fan club fame delusion
3, He has starred in a fictional plot and did well untill twarted by the equally dumb arch rival Steph
4, He's definatley a man of myth, "I have a fan club" being all the proof we need

[Dan_]

Originally posted by x_mel_x

Official definitons of Hero:

he·ro [ hrō ] (plural he·roes)


noun

Definition:

1. remarkably brave person: somebody who commits an act of remarkable bravery or who has shown an admirable quality such as great courage or strength of character
a war hero


2. somebody admired: somebody who is admired for outstanding qualities or achievements
heroes of the war against poverty


3. arts main character in fictional plot: the principal male character in a movie, novel, or play, especially one who plays a vital role in plot development or around whom the plot is structured
See also antihero


4. mythology man with superhuman powers: in classical mythology, a man, especially the son of a god and a mortal, who is famous for possessing some extraordinary gift such as superhuman strength

How is Mario any of these?

He's definitely got superhuman powers,nobody could sign as many autographs as him.

[SexualHeroics]

Originally posted by x_mel_x

Official definitons of Hero:

he·ro [ hrō ] (plural he·roes)


noun

Definition:

1. remarkably brave person: somebody who commits an act of remarkable bravery or who has shown an admirable quality such as great courage or strength of character
a war hero


2. somebody admired: somebody who is admired for outstanding qualities or achievements
heroes of the war against poverty


3. arts main character in fictional plot: the principal male character in a movie, novel, or play, especially one who plays a vital role in plot development or around whom the plot is structured
See also antihero


4. mythology man with superhuman powers: in classical mythology, a man, especially the son of a god and a mortal, who is famous for possessing some extraordinary gift such as superhuman strength

How is Mario any of these?

1. He's brave and shows strength of character.

2. He's admired for his outstanding qualities.

3. He's the hero for the BB9 story.

4. Mario possesses extraordinary gifts. He's a porn star you know.