[Hooly One]

Victor has launched a scathing attack on Big Brother following yet another failed attempt to shower.

Two previous efforts to wash in warm water had ended with the 23-year-old correctly guessing that Big Brother was playing a trick on him.

What he didn't know though, was the reason the water temperature plummeted every time he edged under, was due to housemates Michelle and Emma - who he thought had been evicted but who are actually living in a secret room from which they can see the goings on in the House - nominating him to be the receiver of a frosty shower.



And so four hours after his previous attempts to lather, the South Londoner took to the bathroom once more, clearly hoping that Big Brother would have given up playing games.

Unfortunately for him, Big Brother was still steadfast, and Michelle and Emma watched in sheer delight as Victor's anger at the chilly spray took on spectacular proportions.

Emma enjoys her payback


"*********g hell!" he screamed, as index finger came into contact with the icy water. "*********g shower...*********g look at this, ****** you man, *********g k**bs," he bellowed into a nearby camera, shoving two fingers up to the lens.

"I wanna talk to the manager," he grumbled as he stormed to the Diary Room, blissfully unaware that his two former housemates were at that precise moment bouncing on their sofas, singing and wiggling their bottoms in time to Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing, and generally behaving like this was the best thing that could possibly have happened to them.



"I noticed that you keep turning the water off," Victor responded angrily to an unexpected reprimand from Big Brother about the fact that he'd attempted to obscure a camera with his towel. "I'm not amused either," he growled, when Big Brother expressed a similar sentiment.

After yet more liberal use of the F word on his account - and feigned innocence about the matter of hot water on Big Brother's - the unwashed student slunk back to the bathroom, apparently resigned to his fate.

He lasted under the frosty fountain for all of a few seconds, before rubbing himself angrily with a towel.

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