[Amy]

Victor and Dan were on the case this evening when they reflected on the format of the show and the possibility of a ghost from the past making an unwelcome return.

Victor thought he had it sussed. "If three people go up for eviction and one survives, wouldn't that be the most popular person?" he reasoned.

"You don't know what the public are voting for," Dan pointed out. Of Bedsit buddies Emma and Michelle, he said: "Something tells me it's not the last we've seen of them. Definitely."

Dan was feeling free from responsibilities. "For the first time in my life, I've not got a *******ing clue what [Big Brother's] going to do next and it's fantastic!" he enthused. "I like surprises, good or bad."

But sitting in the Bedsit, Emma and Michelle reckoned it was the loss of control that had Victor running around like a headless gangsta. And when he came to the Diary Room a few minutes later, he was certainly in quite a state.

Victor had come to a deliver a direct threat to any "Old Foes" thinking of making a return to the House.

"When you come back through those *******ing doors," said Victor in tones that would have made 50 Cent proud.

"Bring it straight to Victor and say what you've got to say." He paused for effect then continued: "Prepare yourself for the biggest dressing down ever given on national TV."


Could he be talking about Emma, who dared burst in on him during his poo session?

Leaning forward in his chair like a Bond Villain, he whispered: "I will spread you out on the floor like the letter T. I will spread you like margarine."

Of his three ex-housemates he said: "I like Michelle, she's a lovely girl, she's my favourite of the bunch.

"Emma's got a good heart, she means well but she's got s**t for brains. Kitten - I didn't like her when I first met her, but she grew on me in the end".

These might be empty threats but until the Bedsit girls come back for a showdown, who can tell?

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