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BB5 Nadia, Michelle, Stuart, Jason and the rest of the Big Brother 5 housemates. |
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From the confines of the Bedsit, Emma yelled words of encouragement to the depressed Portuguese who has been suffering badly since she ran out of cigarettes on Monday night.
A shadow of her former self, Nadia confessed to Marco that she wasn't sure she could stay in the House. "No! You are not giving up!" screeched Emma. "You give up Nadia and I'll slap you," she promised. The Bedsit girls were enraged to hear that Dan has not been forthcoming with his cigarette supply. "The reason why Dan's got cigarettes is 'cos he smoked ours and he smoked yours," said Emma, getting into her stride. "WE didn't complain, we didn't moan, we didn't whinge." "That House has changed so much," murmured Michelle as Nadia shook with tears. Can I make this one last until Friday? "They're making her feel like ****," agreed Emma. The fellow smoker had some advice for the tormented Nadia. "Don't disclude yourself," she advised. "Get off your arse now and start showing your boobs," she suggested helpfully. As Nadia sucked the life out of the one cigarette she'd managed to get out of Dan, Emma gave a running commentary: "You've got a bit left there, babe," she said. "Keep sucking, another two drags," she estimated. Hold tight Nadia! Your guardian angels, Emma and Michelle, will ride to the rescue tomorrow night, bringing with them those precious cigarettes and lots of love, Bedsit style. And it's more than likely they won't be offering Dan any. Offcial site -> http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=5827 |
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