[Mrluvaluva]

Oh dear, we’re a bit disappointed in Luke now. We knew he had it in him to be rather two-faced, but it makes us sad that he’s being a bit mean about Bex, just hours after their night of passion. As well as insisting it was Bex that initiated their snog (while she says it was Luke. It’s just like Ross and Rachel’s argument in Friends! And they had video evidence too…), he’s said that if she does stay tonight, she’s no longer welcome in his bed. Wow, that must make her feel just great. But worst of all, he’s been saying to Mario, of all people, that he’s certain Bex will be evicted tonight. “I wouldn't bother packing, Mario, because Becky's going,” he said. “You've not done anything in this house to warrant getting kicked out.” Mario’s also being very cocky about the turn of events, saying “I won’t be going, mate. She doesn’t know when to belt up. That’ll put a massive nail in her coffin, mate.” We wouldn’t be so sure, “mate”. Although Bex is a bloody nightmare sometimes, we really want her to stay tonight, because her story in the house is just starting to get interesting… *Speed-dials Mario’s eviction line for the 87th time today.*


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