[Hooly One]

Tough guy Jason has had a manicure from his favourite squeeze, Vanessa, while lounging shirtless in the garden in his pink flip-flops.

Vanessa used scissors to cut calluses from the hardman's hands, and we can only speculate why she might want the big guy's mitts to be a little softer.

While she was busily repairing his dried up paws, Jason tried charming Vanessa in the best way he knew how, accusing her of having an orange moustache.

"I do not have an orange moustache," she said firmly.

And typically Jason tried to move the agenda on from hands to other parts of the body.

"Get your hand off my *******ing ..." Vanessa could be heard saying, pushing his other hand away from her legs and grinning.

"My hands are cold," he claimed.

The conversation then turned to first impressions with Vanessa asking what Jason had thought when he first saw her. "You were in a white skirt, white jacket," he recalled. "I dunno. Did you think I was a big headed t**t?"

Giving Jay the snip...


"I thought you were a barman," she said

When Vanessa finished, she struggled to her feet. "You a bit stiff?" Jason asked, concerned.

"A bit," she said.

"So am I," he said, predictably, as she shook her head and giggled.

Jason went into the kitchen where Shell offered him her moisturiser and suggested he use it after his fake tan.

And Victor couldn't resist adding, "Can he use it on his balls too?"

By the time he leaves the House, Jason should be smooth as a baby's botty. Until he starts talking, that is.

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