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Fake behaviour can make or break a housemate's reputation. During the second set of nominations, Marco nominated Dan for being a fake "as he is trying to achieve something... not being true to himself."

Nadia nominated the hairdresser because he is "a poseur". And look who's up for eviction this week...

Raven-haired Nadia says a fake is someone who is: "Not natural." But she has spent hours in the Diary Room agonising over the fact that she is holding back a huge secret from the housemates. "I just don't want to lie," she moaned to Big Brother on Day 2.

Marco thinks he knows what the secret is, and though he and Nadia are friends, he regularly accuses her of being fake.

"You're the fakest one, bitch," he said playfully through a mouthful of hot dog last night.

And then there's "honest" Ahmed. He strenuously denied watching porn but under relentless pressure from Victor, admitted that he had seen some naughty films - with a strict rule imposed. "Only lesbian," he grinned. All women, yes!"

Victor smiles serenely during cosy late-night chats with Marco, but once the law student is out of earshot, calls him Seal Boy to arch-buddy Jay.

Marco waits and watches for fake behaviour


Marco, Nadia and Michelle think that Vanessa is "so fake". Jay's smooching partner is known to stuff her bra, perhaps balancing out her "enormous arse" as she calls it.

And maybe her relationship with Jay is just part of a pantomime, intended to boost her popularity.

There are also lots of fake tan fans in the House, with Jay the most enthusiastic. He applies lashings of the stuff to achieve that all-over warm, orange glow.

However, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-her-mouth Shell is one of the sneakiest housemates in the vanity stakes.

She basked in Dan and Nadia's praise of her healthy skin colour. But she omitted to tell them it was thanks to a tube of fake tan.

"The cameras will tell the true story," reckoned Marco. Watch out for fireworks when the housemates discover who has been the biggest fake...


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