[Amy]

Big Brother has tried all manner of revolting tricks to get certain housemates out of bed this morning - but eventually it was Vanessa's wrath that finally saw the stragglers get vertical.

Victor and Jason had managed to sleep through the alarm bell and the sounds of a baby crying. But when Big Brother began to drown the House with the noise of what sounded like a connected modem, Vanessa - who'd been awake for hours - took matters into her own hands.

Covering her ears against the awful din, she stormed into the bedroom and screamed "Wake up you b******* and get out of bed NOW!"

Daniel crept up behind her and calmly - in the voice of Big Brother - reminded the sleeping housemates that they were supposed to get up when the alarm sounded.

But Vanessa wasn't impressed with his softly-softly approach. "Get out of bed Jason, you lazy b******," she ordered. "I'll smack you white arse if you don't watch it."

The muscleman was out of bed quicker than Vanessa could proceed to chastise Victor.

"And tell the slick man to get his fat arse out of bed as well," she demanded.

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[bananarama]

I fear another body blow to the survival of BB5 tonight with the eviction of Venessa.

The keep BB calm brigade will keep Dan in so we can all see the slow demise of BB ever being entertaining for a full 10 weeks. Goodby to BB6

[BusyBee]

Well done Vanessa - personally a bucket of cold water would have been my chosen method.