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Old 27-07-2008, 12:08 PM #1
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At work yesterday, we thought it would be funny to use joke names when we answer the phone.. we even got our boss involved..

Classic ones include

"Hello, Cat & Dog home, Jack Russell speaking"

and

"Hello, Forestry Commission, Theresa Green speaking"

we had a laugh coming up with more..

Can you think of any..?
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Old 27-07-2008, 01:56 PM #2
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I can think of a few names to use but they are all rather rude.
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I can think of a few names to use but they are all rather rude.
Go on Barry.....
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At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". I am not posting any others!
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At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". I am not posting any others!
Thats so rude Barry!
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we once used teresa green!

can teresa green please come to the phone! get it tree's are green!
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At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". I am not posting any others!
I don't get it =/ lmao. Is it w****r?
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At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". I am not posting any others!
I don't get it =/ lmao. Is it w****r?
D'ya wa.nk hard.
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Oh wait! Is it do ya *beep* hard?
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Tess Coses-Cheaper is still legendary for me!

Cracks me up everytime lol x
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Ahh.... I get ittt loll.
Funneh. ^__^
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Tree Surgeon - Tim Burr.
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Or the irish man Phil McCrackin........
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Phil McCracken - never gets old

EDIT : ^^^ beat me to it.
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Snap! Lol
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Kills the fun of it but - http://www.101funjokes.com/funny_name.htm
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I wasn't going to post that one!
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Hello, Alcoholics anonymous, Jack Daniels speaking..

Hello, Drug Rehab centre, Ian Speed speaking.. (E & Speed)

Hello Scottish Tourist Board, Les Mahago speaking
(Lesmahago is a place in Scotland)
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I used to like leaving messages for people in the office. "Liz called for you. Please call her back on....." and then add the phone number for Buckingham Palace.
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lol

Hello, Riot Police, Kay Oss speaking

I am still trying to think of one that fits with the name Dick Tate.. lol
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Hello, Riot Police, Kay Oss speaking

I am still trying to think of one that fits with the name Dick Tate.. lol
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