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LOVED-UP Stuart yesterday begged Big Brother viewers: “Don’t let my Michelle go.”

The sexy Geordie is second-favourite to be evicted tonight.

And in a secret visit to the Diary Room, glum Stu told how their relationship was growing “deeper”.

He added: “It’s testing times. It’s just getting harder in here. I’m very sad.”

In a second Diary Room revelation he said he had made the “best connection” in the house with Michelle.

Pretty boy Stu said he did not know how he would cope if the pretty brunette went.


And he told Big Brother he could not understand why she was up for the boot — not realising that new girl Becki was behind the nomination.

He added: “I wouldn’t have been surprised if anyone else was up, but I’m surprised by Michelle — how can people nominate her?”

His plea came as the couple were dubbed “Posh and Becks” by the housemates after Stu asked Michelle to tattoo her name on his inner arm — like David Beckham’s Hindi-style tattoo of wife Victoria’s moniker.

After she inscribed the Roman-style letters in gold henna, Stu told her: “It’s totally the style, wicked.”

He also got Michelle to tattoo two hearts on his upper arms with “Mum” written inside them. She then daubed “Stu” on one of her own arms.


They showed off their body art to Big Brother with Michelle purring: “Look we’ve got matching tattoos — don’t we make you feel sick?”

Earlier the lovebirds canoodled in the garden after Stu shaved off his scruffy beard.

When Michelle first saw the new look she exclaimed: “I feel all shy as though I don’t know you. You look gorgeous, oh chicken.”

She then teased: “You want to give me a big kiss, don’t you?” Stu replied “Yeah” before leaning over for a smooch.

He then asked “Is it better kissing without facial hair?”

Michelle replied: “It doesn’t matter either way, you look hot, completely gorgeous.”

The couple sizzled after Wednesday night’s full moon party. It started when Michelle painted “Team Handsome” on Stu’s back — the name he and his uni pals gave themselves.

During the last dance, they swayed to the Don McLean hit Vincent. Stu later pinned Michelle against the bathroom wall for a passionate embrace.

As things got steamier, she jumped into bed with him and the blinds were pulled down.

A show insider said: “They were wriggling under the covers. It was sweet, but they didn’t spend the night together.”

In another saucy moment, Michelle and Shell smeared hair removal cream on Stu’s legs before washing it off to reveal silky-smooth pins.

Bookies Ladbrokes said money was piling on Marco to get the boot. His odds were cut from 2/5 to 4/5, while Michelle was 3/1 and Nadia 5/1.


Grumpy Scot Jason was not happy about Michelle’s nomination.

Called to the Diary Room, he said: “I don’t want Michelle to go, she’s a lovely girl, considerate and full of fun.”

Even sulky Ahmed told her: “I really hope you stay.”


The Sun